- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A mexican pedophile stalks a child home. He molests him.

What's black and white and red all over? A penguin inside a blender.

Why couldn't the little girl see in the dark? She had no eyes.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Chickens don't have the cognitive capacity to reason. So you'd never know

knock knock who's there boo boo who why are you crying it's just a joke

Did you hear about the kid napping? They found his body in a ditch.

knock knock who's there the german police now pack your stuff and get out

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Why did the car stop? The driver had a stroke

A: Knock Knock B: ...

A horse walks into a bar, and the barman says "why the long face?" The horse replies, "I am Sarah Jessica Parker."

Q. What did the man say when he beat his video game? A. "I beat my video game." Q. What did the man say after his favorite sports team missed the playoffs? A. "My favorite sports team missed the playoffs." Q. What did the man say when a murderer was in his house? A. Nothing. He was dead.

Why did the chicken cross the road ? To achieve his goal on the other side of the road. Being a chicken he is not aware of the arm a fast traveling motor vehicle can bring to him.

What's worse than being caught in a downpour? Having your kneecaps ripped out of their sockets.

Why couldn't Austin eat his noodles? He was a horse, and horses don't have hands, silly goose!

There was a guy and a girl naked in bed, sleeping together. When they woke up they didn't remember the last 72 hours and wanted some questions answered, including Where am I? Who are you? What year is it? What's my name?

roses are red violets are blue i have candy im about to rape you

What is black and white and red all over? A skunk in a blender.

Scenario: Two polar bears are sitting in a bathtub The first one says, "Hey, can you pass the radio please" And the second one replies, "Sorry, my cousins are made of soap."

Q: "What did the blueberry say to the cheesecake?" A: "I'm not your friend anymore!"

person 1: wanna hear a knock knock joke? Person 2: sure! Person 1: okay you start person 2: knock knock Person 1: who's there?

What do you call a bear with no teeth? A gummy bear!

Yo Mama is so white, people call her caucasian.

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