- Anti Joke

so a blonde walks into a bank, opens her purse, pulls out her check and cashes it. She then returns to her car and proceeds home.

On Tuesday mornings at 7:32 a.m., what is the square root of 31? I don't know, because it would be an irrational number of which is not possible to calculate without the aid of a calculator. However, the date and time would not affect the answer.

-3

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK! Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

Want more? You might be interested in...

Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

so a blonde walks into a bank, opens her purse, pulls out her check and cashes it. She then returns to her car and proceeds home.

Q: What did one muffin say to the other muffin? A: "AAAA! A TALKING MUFFIN!"

What's yellow and can't swim? A tractor.

So a guy walks into a bar.... he gets a few drinks pays his bill and goes home.

Safe sex MR

have you ever had african food? neither have they

Someone stopped playing Skyrim.

Why did captain hook die? He wiped asss

My dog got out of its cage So I found it and beat the shit out of my neighbors kid.

What do you get when you cross a spoon and a fork? A spoon crossed with a fork.

Roses are red, violets are blue you may not know this but I'm falling for you . <3

What did the giraffe say to the other? nothing giraffes cant talk

What do you call a deer with no eyes? Blind.

In Soviet Russia it's pretty cold.

Have you seen stevie wonders new house No Niether has he

How did the dog die? He was put down.

On Tuesday mornings at 7:32 a.m., what is the square root of 31? I don't know, because it would be an irrational number of which is not possible to calculate without the aid of a calculator. However, the date and time would not affect the answer.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? George Bush

Roses are red. Violets are blue. I like pie. I know you do too.

why did the bus hit the kid? he dropped his ice cream.

why did the gay person cry? he was said that he couldn't marry his boyfriend.

Can a rabbit jump higher than a tree? No. Trees don't jump

What is the difference between a dolphin and a ghost? A dolphin is not a ghost

Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house? No. Neither has he.

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??