- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why couldn't the boy talk? He drowned.

What's the difference between a smashed watermelon and a dead black person? One is a minor slip of the hands and the other is a fatal accident involving a human being.

Do you love me? No.

Three blondes walk into a bar...and have a nice evening, until one of them pulls out a gun and murders everyone at the bar, i think she was schizophrenic or something.

What do you call a bear with no teeth? A gummy bear!

A Jew and a Nazi walk into a bar... 1 year later they are married with a baby on the way

What do you get when you cross George Bush and Barack Obama? Presidents.

What is worse than 10 babies nailed to 1 tree? 1 baby nailed to 10 trees.

Q.What did the German say when he walked into the bar? A.Ich möchte ein Bier bitte. Das würde mich viel besser fühlen. Meine Frau ist gerade gestorben, weil ich sie zu Tode prügeln, und ich bin ein Alkoholiker.

What did Batman tell Robin before he got into the Batmobile? "Hey Robin, get in the Batmobile."

Q:What's better than getting 500 million dollars A:Nothing

when life gives you lemons your like wait how did i get these lemons??

What did the old man say to kid who was begging to his mommy? Shut up.

What's black, white, and red all over??? A penguin in a blender.

Yo' Mommas so poor, She has to ask close family friends and relatives for money so she can feed you.

What looks like half an Apple? The other half.

How does Cee Lo Green order extra ketchup? Can I have some more ketchup, please?

roses are red violet is blue sugar is sweet f*ck you im a moon

uh uh uh uh .... oh i swallowed my gum

Why does Spongebob go to work? Because he's ready.

Why couldnt dylan make it to mike's birthday party? He was killed instantly in a car crash on the way there.

Why did the hot blonde strip down? So she can take a shower

I like it, I like it becuase it is cream

What do you get when you cross a pig and a cactus? A godless abomination that violates every ethical standard known to man.

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