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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I have a meeting with a man about a horse. I have a chance to win the triple crown. Barboro is gonna do awesome. Oh wait he is dead.

Why did the girl fall of the swing? I hit her with an axe.

Q: Why did the little Canadian girl start crying ? A: Because her mum through a fridge at her.

Q: What do you call it when you get shot in the face 20 times with a shotgun? A:Nothing, you're dead. Q:What do we call it when you get shot 20 times with a shotgun? A: A blessing.

What's worse than a worm in your apple? A worm in your heart.

Q. How many babies does it take to paint a room? A. Depends on how hard you throw them.

What do you call a black man walking towards you with a gun? A defibrillator.

A giraffe walks into a bar.... just kidding, a giraffe wouldnt fit in a bar.

What did the little boy get for christimas? Nothing because he's a selfish asshole.

Why is there such a big box because there is some writing down here :)

Two crabs are standing on a wall. One of them falls down. The second one's name is Georges.

what did the clock say to the other clock? .. were both lawyers!

Why did the blackjack player gamble every night and day and not eat, sleep, or use the bathroom? To practice for a tournament in which the grand prize was to save his dying grandmother.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he had very recentley made his escape from a nearby farm, of which was owned by a man close to dying of a Rhabdoid Tumor. His family was in mourn.

Last night, I awoke to the unsettling sound of an alarm. My initial thought was fire. However, after analyzing the situation, I realized that it was only my alarm clock. I turned off the alarm clock, and got out of bed. Then my brother walked in my room and hit me in the face with a toaster.

what did the kid with poleo get for christmas. whatever he has on his christmas list because his parents feel bad for passing down the genetic information(DNA) that gave him poleo.

How do you get your clock to stop ticking? Hit it with a sledge hammer.

A man scratches his ankle and says " my nuts are itchy" a woman looks at him questionly. realizing he had been watched, he lifted the bottom of his pant leg and showed to woman that he had stuffed his socks with pecans.

What's the main difference between an angry white man and an angry black man? The angry black man is probably of African descent.

Why does Timmy Teblow love penis? Logan Cole made him do it.

Why don't women bother to have penises? Because they're lazy and they don't care.

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