- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue Poems don't have to rhyme

Why did the cat die? Johnny put in the microwave.

my uncle used to tickle me.. he's in prison for child abuse

What did the Holocaust survivor say when asked about their memories in the deathcamps? A: I'd rather not think about it.

Want to hear a dirty joke? Jonny played in the mud. Want to hear a clean joke? Jonny took a bath with bubbles. Want to hear a dirty joke again? Bubbles was the girl next door, Jonny raped her.

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So, a boy walks into a baker's shop and asks for a loaf of bread. The man says "do you want white or brown?" The boy says "oh, I don't mind, I've got my bike outside."

Why did the little boy cry? His entire family was shot and killed at his elementary school play including his 6 year old sister who has down syndrome.

if you dont like sponge bob refrences.......... THEN DOLPHIN NOISE* you

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How many freudians does it take to unscrew a light bulb? Two. One who unscrew the lightbulb and another who hold the penis....eehhh i mean ladder.

a father listens to his son while he was on the computer. he heard "BABBY BABBY OHHHHH" and busted in He was releaved to find him masterbating to porn because he thought it was Justin Beiber

A man meets the girl of his dreams. Too bad the man will die in 3 days due to terminal cancer

What's black and white and red all over? I don't know either.

what did the big chimney say to the little chimney ?? your to young to smoke

How much wood would Chuck Wood have if Chuck Wood could have wood? None, Chuck Wood has E.D.

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Your mothers so ugly that when memory sees her it says " Damn-it I hate my job!

You Know what worse than having 10 Kids? Having Eleven

Why did the man die? He helped others before placing his own oxygen mask on.

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

why didn't the chicken cross the road ? because half way acroos he got hit by a car and the animal heath care had to take him away and put him down

Why did the teacher fall on her face? She was shot in the back of her head.

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