- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the man get ran over by th STREET? Because he crossed the TURTLE!

A Christian walks in into a bar . . . mitzvah.

noah is a scrub jungle

A teenager decides to stay home instead of go to college. His parents are fine with his choice since he is mentally ill.

Superman wears chuck Norris pajamas Just kidding superman is a fictional character and is uncapable Of owning pajamas

How does he keep getting girls to sleep with him? Bear-traps..

what does rain do? think of how happy its life was!

What group of people do the police target? Criminals.

Why did the chicken smoke weed? Because he was black

A priest, a monk, and a rabbi walk into a bar. They order drinks and keep the conversation to non-controversial topics.

Two men walked into a bar. I'm surprised the second man did not duck out of the way.

When Glenn looks in the mirror all he sees is Nicole Sipes.

Why did old Dorris shit herself? Because Margaret fell over.

You come across a blonde, a brunette, and a red head. Why are you telling a joke? Go make sex.

Don't tell anyone, the Health Department is already on our backs.

Why did Lucy fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

Stephen Hawkings walks into a bar. An impossible thing because he can't walk.

What's green and smells like a dirty whore? A dirty whore

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting raped by a girl who was knocked off a swing by a fridge.

What's another word for Manslaughter? My new Hobby

Why did the black guy get kicked out of the bar? He was riding a jack hammer

A man goes to a petting zoo. He sees a zookeeper wrestling a bear. The bear kills the zookeeper and escapes from it's cage. It promptly mauls the rest of the staff and visitors at the zoo until it is shot by local police.

A black man burned down my house. It was on minecraft you racist!

A cockroach walks into a bar. The bar seems to have a pest problem.

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