- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man walks into a bar, little did he know it was a gay bar and a few of the regulars were drinking and got overly aggressive the unaware man was then forced into the bathroom and raped by the aggressive gay lovers

What did the hobo get for Christmas? hypothermia.

Ben has 3 apples and Charlie has 2 apples, how many carrots can fit in my anus? Banana, because cows have 4 legs

whats red, brown and blown up? a hampster in a microwave

A squirrel runs into a bar and out-runs the bartender to get some assorted nuts on the table then runs out of the bar

Seven

What did one say to the other woman? I have a penis

what do you order when it's a sunday in nyc during a solar eclipse on a leap year past 12:00 pm? what ever you like

The kid was riding a honda xr70r. He got hit by a non moving object and died.

What did the pet lion say to its owner? Nothing. The lion then proceeded to hunt down its owner, pin him down and rip out his insides. Besides, the likelyhood of owning a lion as a pet is very slim, and even if one did, this act would be highly illegal in most parts of the world.

What happened to the baby in the microwave? I don't really remember, I was too busy jacking off.

Why did the spider cross the road? He was stuck to the bottom of my shoe!

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side

Why did little Lisa fall off the swings? She had no arms

What did the kid with cancer get for christmas? Hope.

Stephen Hawkins walks into a bar...

What's black, hairy, and full of hate? Hitler's moustache.

How do I want to die? From Chuck Norris killing me, that would be an honor.

Q: How do you fit two beluga whales into a mini van? A: You don't.

What did the black man eat at a picnic? I don't know, I wasn't there.

Q: Why did the boy fall off his bike? A: Someone threw a refridgerator at his head.

If life throws you cars, you are probably on LSD.

why did the bird fall out of the tree? Earth's Gravitational pull

Knock knock Who's there? Dave Dave who? Dave Smith.

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