- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats funny about a kid with down syndrome q: a lot of things, like his face

Why did George Bush blow up the Twin Towers on 9/11? 9/12 was his girlfriends birthday.

Where do fat girls go to eat doughnuts? Jenny Craig

An arab says allahu akbar, people respect him as he is pronouncing his religion in his place of worship

What's worse than a bee sting? 2 bee stings. What's worse than 2 bee stings? A Holocaust. What's worse than a Holocaust? 3 bee stings.

Why was the dyslexic cowboy crying when he came into school that day? He had chronic diarrhea.

A man walks into a bar He says "ow" and promptly sits down and ices the bruise he sustained

4 men walk into a bar... Don't jump to conclusions! They were gay.

Blonde: what does IDK stand for? Brunette: it stands for I Don't Know Blonde: okay, I get it now

what's the last thing you want to hear during surgery? your wife complaining

I treat women like I treat dead bodies. With respect.

Finding TWO worms in your apple.

What did the deaf guy get for Christmas? An iTunes gift card

Hi, my name is Jake.

Your mama's so nice, she made me cookies once. And I enjoyed them.

Why did Charlie eat a baked potato? Because he was hungry.

What happened to the man taking a shit? An unfortunate drop of water splashed back onto his arse

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.. A: Knock Knock B: Who's there? A: Not Sally

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Whats worse than the Holocaust? reading posts on this website that arent antijokes. Seriously poeople... you cant just say something that random than put something tragic. it has to be funny and tragic.

If you have 12 apples and 7 oranges in one hand, and 9 apples and 10 oranges in one hand, what do you have? Very large hands.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

a doctor came into the room after receiving a woman's test results for lung cancer. the woman says, "is it negative or positive doctor?" the doctor looks at the woman and says, "it's negative, congratulations."

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