- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the Mexican make a burrito for his grandma? it's her favorite food and she has artheritis and its to painful for her to stand long enough to make one herself.

what is black and green and red all over q: Nothing, you cant have 3 colors on the same surface

Q: What's the difference between lucky charms and a baby? A: One is magically delicious and the other is a breakfast serial.

Dude: Hey want to hear a joke? Other dude: What is it? Dude: Joke. Other dude: What? Dude: I don't know. That was a joke ladies an gentleman.

Why was the man white? Because he wasn't black. All credit goes to Caravel.

Why did the cop hate black people? He was a racist.

What mouse walks on two legs? Mickey Mouse. What bear walks on two legs? Winnie the Pooh. What duck walks on two legs? All of them, dumbass.

Whats green and red, in a ditch, and has cookie crumbs all over it. The girl scout i ran over with my car.

Tic tac toe Your mother and I are getting a divorce.

Why did the armadillo fall off the cliff?

Why can't Helen Kellen drive? She's a woman.

What happened when the prisoner dropped the soap? He picked it up.

joke hahhahahah where did u find that joke, on the internet

Why couldn't the boy watch the DVD about pirates? Because his mother did not understand the importance of putting the disc back in it's case after use, and as a result, has become too damaged for the DVD Player to play.

Roses are red, violets are blue, I have alzheimer's, cheese on toast

Why didn't Cheryl's mother recognize her when she was wearing a blue shirt and jeans? Because Cheryl's mother has Alzheimer's.

What time is it? I just looked at my clock on the wall. It is 9:14 AM Eastern Standard Time.

im jacob, i have as much hair on my penis as mr macs head.....none.

How do you make a baby cry? Throw a brick at its face.

What happened after jimmy cheated on a test. Jimmy went home.

What did the gay black man say after JFK was shot? Wow thats really sad but I have such an appetite right now so i should probably go to eat.

If you beat Chuck Norris in arm wrestling, you will be proud of yourself and he will go home with nothing.

My friend on xbox told me about this cool clan. I went to join but I didn't like to wear the white robes

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