- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the little girl fall from the swing? She's got no arms.

What is the difference between a lion and a tiger? A lion ,on average, weighs 31 kilograms more.

What kind of key can unlock a banana? Basically any key that is sharp enough.

Where did Sally go when the bomb went off? Everywhere.

what do you call a screwdriver that thinks it'sa hammer? a screwdriver

On monday morning the doctor walked into a patient's room, then he walked out after a quick check up.

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Why did the muslim cross the road? To get to the other Saiid.

Whats the best way to get to a girls heart? A knife.

How many babies does it take to paint a barn red It depends how hard you throw them

A black person walks out of KFC

What do you call a tub full of water? A bathtub!

Q: Ask me if I read the terms of use before I submitted this joke. A: I didnt

Whats the difference between a hundred dead babies and a Ferrari? The Ferrari isn't in my garage.

Knock, knock. Who's there? Bailiffs.

"Knock Knock" "You know the doorbell is working?" "Oh, well, you know I'm here now. May I come in?" "Yes, have a cup of tea"

What is white and can't climb trees? Powdered sugar.

What did the turtle say to the hare? Nothing. Animals can't speak.

How many Black People does it take to change a lightbulb? One. Changing a lightbulb is a very simple task.

knoc knock! who's there? poo on! poo on who? you!

what is meaningless and not fun at all? that joke

Why did the man write with a pen on paper? Because he was writing a novel.

What's the difference between a Ferrari and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

What did the father tell his son who was caught stealing from the teacher? --The father didn't say anything because he walked out on his family when the children were born.

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