- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: Why did the Unicorn cross the road? A: It didn't Unicorns are fictional creatures.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She didn't have arms.

Why is six afraid of seven? Seven is a rapist.

Why couldn't the kid eat candy? He had diabetes, so he could put himself in danger and possibly result in death which would leave the family torn apart and all committing suicide in a matter of 10 years.

It wa Jerry's first day of kindergarten He pulled out a .44 magnum and shot himself under the chin where he was instantly dead... Yes, dead

why did suzie fall off the swing? she had no arms why did suzie get hit by a bus? she was blind knock knock whos there? not suzie.

Why did the white guy sit on the bench while the black guys were playing basketball? His mother was calling, and his AP scores were coming in that day. Those scores were important to him.

How many Weasleys does it take to screw in a lightbulb? 2

What is the difference between a circle and a cylinder? dunno

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 had Gonorrhea.

Q: Whats the difference between a baby and a tire swing? A: I don't have a tire swing hanging in my backyard.

What did the walrus say to the Penguin. It said MAHHRGH. because walruses can't really talk

What's worse than going in the wrong direkshun? ...My spelling

how come timmy didnt brush his teeth he didnt have a toothbrush

a blonde does something stupid. she dies. its funny.

What did the deaf, dumb, blind, black kid get for Christmas? Modern Warfare 3.

whats worse than a worm in your apple? the holocaust whats worse than the holocaust? two worms in your apple

i fell like im going to reverse john becase i ate a bikle penis jackson

Why is it bad to have 10 blond girls in a closet at the same time? The closet is a very compacted space and one of them is a claustrophobic.

At the time my grandfather came round to visit, what was happening in Australia? A giant spider was giving birth.

Two men walk into a bar. The first man says, "I'm Japanese!" The second man says, "I'm Japanese too!" The bartender says, "I'm also Japanese!" The bar was in Japan.

Why did the Grandad teabag his Grandson? Because he likes dipping his balls into the mouths of his Grandchildren; as if they were a teabag and his mouth was a mug.

What did the black man say to the white man? Hello

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