Your mama's so fat, that she died of diabetes

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Your momma's so stupid, her IQ is below average.

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*ahem* what? what. oh I thought you said something

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Y did the chicken cross the rode to/ get away from KFC

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What did tarzan say when he saw the elephants? Here come the elephants

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What's Red and bad for your teeth? A Brick

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What do you call a black guy in a prison? A warden. You racist.

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Knock Knock! Who's there? Banana! Banana who? Knock knock! Who's there? Banana! Banana who? Knock knock! Who's there? Orange! Orange who? Orange you glad I didn't stab you 17 times in the kidney?

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Why do black people have nightmares? Because we killed the only one with a dream.

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Why did the woman go to the kitchen? The same reason she went to the bathroom, she needed to wash her hands because she was finger painting. Her husband was using the bathroom.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, i am in sex mode, why the F**k are you!!

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What's dirtier than an ice cream cone rolled in dirt? The dirt it was rolled in.

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What do you call a chicken with no feathers, no guts, and no head? Fried chicken

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Why was the baby crying? Because she had a frog nailed to her face.

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Me: You want pie? You: Yeah what flavour? Me: Pie flavour.

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how many blondes does it take to screw in a lightbulb? one

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Q-What's the good thing about dating a girl volleyball player? A- She's a Girl

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HOW MANY CRACK-HEADS DOES IT TAKE TO CHANGE A LIGHT BULB? NONE, THERE AIN'T NO ELECTRICITY IN THE CRACKHOUSE!!!

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once upon a time y o u m a d BIBIBIDYYEAHBIIBAIDYEAH THAT'S ALL FOLKS

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jack and jill climbed up the hill but they were bagels

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Your momma is so stupid Her iq must be below 50

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Why did michael jackson wear white gloves around young boys? His doctor recommended that he do so due to bad circulation.

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A man is walking in the desert, alone and lost, when suddenly he finds a lamp. The man picks up the lamp and to his surprise, a genie bursts out of the lamp ! The genie says to the man: "Thank you, kind man! You have freed me from this prison I have been in for a million years. I am in your dept and will grant you three wishes." The man replies: "Wow, you've been in there for a million years and all you have to give me are three wishes?" The genie was really sad to hear of the man's lack of appreciation and flew away, leaving the man. The man eventually died of starvation and dehydration.

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What did the blind, deaf and dumb boy get for Christmas? Cancer

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Anti Joke

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