- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What screams when you poke it? A rape alarm.

Q: Why do black people drink Grape Soda? A: Because it queches their thirst, and satisfies them.

What's a black guys favourite thing to eat? Food.

Roses are red Violets are red Bushes are red Why's my garden on fire?

What's the difference between a Jew and a canoe? One is a type of small aquatic craft, and the other is a human being who practices Judaism.

why couldn't three people walk? they were a part of the human centipede.

Knock, Knock Who's there It's me open up the D#### door it's me open up the D#### door, who? just open the door this is not a fricken knock knock joke.

Why wasn't the man able to see his son? He got run over by a train. Knock knock Who's there? The man. He was kidding about being run over.

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Knock Knock! Who is there? I am the milkman and I have your milk.

What is the same between a turtle and an eagle? They both fly, apart from the turtle.

What did Little Jimmie say to his mom when he got home frome school? Nothing his moms dead.

Roses are red, Violets are blue. Some poems rhyme, Some don't.

How many babies does it take to paint a wall? Depends on how hard you throw 'em.

Why did the dyslexic chicken cross the toad? Because the toad mocked his dyslexia, and the chicken does not tolerate rude bastard toads.

How do you make transportation in Harlem easier? Fix the roads and put in more stoplights.

What did tarzan say when he saw the elephants? Here come the elephants

Why did the condom drive over his pet mac and cheese? Because his uncle was not george bush.

What did jesus REALLY say while walking on water? "I really hope I find a nice patch of sand to swim in."

What did the dancing amphibious landing craft say to the carrot faced caterpillar? wanna get in its cold

What's worse than taking a bite in an apple and finding a worm in it? Taking a bite and finding half a worm.

A blonde, brunette, and a redhead walk into a bar. The redhead, growing tired of the constant ridicule directed at her from the other two, kills them. She pleads guilty to 3rd degree murder on two counts and is sentenced two life sentences in a maximum security prison in Cambodia.

Why doesn't it rain on Sundays? It does.

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