- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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how many dirty stinkin apes does it take to put in a lightbulb? 3 dirty stinkin apes, 1 dirty stinkin ape to put in the lightbulb and 2 dirty stinkin apes to throw feces at each other

What is it called when you kill a gay man? Homocide

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Mormons having fun.

What is the difference between a black man and a sofa? A black man is a human being with feelings, while a sofa is an inanimate object that people sit on in order to enjoy comfort and possibly watch television.

Knock knock. Who's there? Frank. Frank who? Cut the shit, I'm being chased by a tiger!

A black man burned down my house. It was on minecraft you racist!

What do you call a bear with no teeth? A gummy bear!

What did the Protoss player say when he lost to a Terran player? I concede defeat. You simply have a greater mastery over the game than I.

What did the biscuit say when he saw his friend get run over? Oh my god. Dave, are you ok? Somebody call an ambulance.

What is worse than blue balls? Green Balls.

What's white and gluey Glue

A black man walks into a store with a gun. He is a policeman bringing in a murder weapon as part of his investigation.

What did Timmy say when the bus crashed? Nothing, it was a horrible crash, he died like everyone else. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Timmy.

How do you prank a blind man? Uou leave the plunger in the toilet.

Guy finds lamp in the desert and rubs it three times. No genie appears because there's no such thing as magic.

Knock Knock. Who's there? .

Who invented chocolate? I don't know! Keep it to yourself.

What is similar between the Holocaust and soccer? They both suck.

Today my friend was surprised at the black joke I told today, but I can tell that joke because most of my closest friends are white.

What do you call a tub full of water? A bathtub!

What do you say to a girl with two black eyes? Nothing you haven't already said twice.

Why are black people afraid of chainsaws. Because they have razor sharp edges and can slice through flesh very easily, posing a potential threat if possessed by a violent person.

What did the giraffe say to the human? Nothing, but it was trying to alert the human of an oncoming bus.

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