- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red violets are red bushes are red oh shit my garden is on fire

Knock Knock. Come in.

When you have read this, you've already read it.

Why was sally mopping the floor? Because she was a slave

Wanna here a joke? Feminism.

Your Mother is so ugly that men tend to avoid her.

How many babies does it take to paint a barn red It depends how hard you throw them

what do you call a Nice Nazi A Nazi... He's still a Nazi.

Have you seen Hellen Keller's children? No. They look just like her.

what did the bug say when it got ran over by a car? NOTHING, bugs can't talk

Thre jews walk into a bar i lied it was a gas chamber

Did you hear about the man who played the lottery? He lost.

Roses are blu Violets are red Im colored blind

What's the difference between a blonde and a brunette? The pigmentation of their hair follicles.

What is not a crocodile? The teenage mutant ninja turtles

Q:Why did the boy cry? A: because his mom was hit by a bus Q: why did the boy wipe his face? A:he was covered in his mother blood and threatened all the witness who saw him push his mother into the bus

what did Sandra bullock say to Jesse James? I hate your fickin a**!!:)

One man's trash is another man's treasure is a horrible way to tell a kid that he's adopted

Barman says to a horse at the bar ' Are you sad or upset?' Horse says 'No' Barman says 'Well why the long face?' Horse says 'Because I'm a horse'

Colloqiual irregularities are a significant part of the English language, and excellent example of this is between can and may.

What's brown and sticky? A stick. What's brown, sticky and crawls up your leg? A homesick poo.

Knock knock. Who's there? Orange. Orange who? Knock knock. Who's there? Orange. Orange who? Knock Knock. Who's there? Orange. Our experimental treatment for Anterograde amnesia has failed. I will inform your family.

Why did Michael Jackson name his kid blanket? Because after years of drug abuse and sexual insecurity led to him thinking unrealistically during the birth of his children.

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