- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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When the tsunami hit in 2004, christians worldwide prayed for the victims. it didnt help

why can stevie wonder drive? He's blind

Q:Whats worse than you touching yourself at night A: The holocaust

Why did the Police Officer pull over the black man? The black man was not following the rules of the road and accepted the ticket with great remorse. The Officer then proceed to pull over a white man for this very same offence.

Friends are like potato, when you eat them die.

What does a homeless guy do when he's hungry ? Nothing, he has no food.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it's drivers license had been revoked for all of it's DWI's.

Roses are red Violents are blue Oranges

A: Knock Knock B: ...

What starts with F and ends with UCK? Firetruck What starts with P and ends with ORN? Popcorn What starts with B and ends with ITCH? Bewitch

Why did the chicken cross the road To get to the gay guys house Knock knock Who is there The chicken!!!!!!

Two nineteenth century men walk into a bar. Their wives didn't complain, because if they did they'd get hit. hard.

Why didn't you hit the little mexican boy riding a bike? - it's probably was not your bike and it would have been against the law if you did so it was the kind thing to do -AHW

What is it called when you kill a gay man? Homocide

What is the difference between a black man and a sofa? A black man is a human being with feelings, while a sofa is an inanimate object that people sit on in order to enjoy comfort and possibly watch television.

Knock knock. Who's there? Frank. Frank who? Cut the shit, I'm being chased by a tiger!

how many dirty stinkin apes does it take to put in a lightbulb? 3 dirty stinkin apes, 1 dirty stinkin ape to put in the lightbulb and 2 dirty stinkin apes to throw feces at each other

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A black man burned down my house. It was on minecraft you racist!

Mormons having fun.

What did the biscuit say when he saw his friend get run over? Oh my god. Dave, are you ok? Somebody call an ambulance.

What do you call a bear with no teeth? A gummy bear!

What did the Protoss player say when he lost to a Terran player? I concede defeat. You simply have a greater mastery over the game than I.

What is worse than blue balls? Green Balls.

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