An Asian walks into a bar. He has a few drinks, but makes sure not to have to many. He then drives home safely, and enjoys a good nights rest.

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What's worse than the haulocost? Not much.

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A zen master walks up to a hot dog vendor and says, "Make me one with everything." The vendor says, "Sorry, we're out of relish." Then the zen master tells him, "Sir, I don't think you get the joke. As you can see by my long silk robes and fu manchu, I am clearly a zen master. And I have used a pun that would make you think I were asking for enlightenment from a hot dog." The vendor then says, "We don't take too kindly to wise guys here." And then the prick gets up and tosses me into the street!

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You come across a blonde, a brunette, and a red head. Why are you telling a joke? Go make sex.

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Why couldn't the elephant ride a bike? Because he had no thumbs...

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2 + 2 = 4

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There is a blonde a Burnett and a red head. Life goes on.

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What did the boy get for his birthday? Older.

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When the tsunami hit in 2004, christians worldwide prayed for the victims. it didnt help

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roses are red violets are blue some poems make sense banana monkey glue

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So I'm at the office and I tell this guy, "Hey can you pass me the stapler. But when you pass it over, make sure there are staples in it 'cause if not, I can't staple anything."

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why can stevie wonder drive? He's blind

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You're as useful as Baby P's dummy.

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Why did the Police Officer pull over the black man? The black man was not following the rules of the road and accepted the ticket with great remorse. The Officer then proceed to pull over a white man for this very same offence.

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Q:Whats worse than you touching yourself at night A: The holocaust

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What does a homeless guy do when he's hungry ? Nothing, he has no food.

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Friends are like potato, when you eat them die.

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A: Knock Knock B: ...

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Roses are red Violents are blue Oranges

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it's drivers license had been revoked for all of it's DWI's.

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Two nineteenth century men walk into a bar. Their wives didn't complain, because if they did they'd get hit. hard.

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Why did the chicken cross the road To get to the gay guys house Knock knock Who is there The chicken!!!!!!

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What starts with F and ends with UCK? Firetruck What starts with P and ends with ORN? Popcorn What starts with B and ends with ITCH? Bewitch

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Why didn't you hit the little mexican boy riding a bike? - it's probably was not your bike and it would have been against the law if you did so it was the kind thing to do -AHW

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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