Yesterday I was diagnosed with Depression... It made me sad.

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Why did the Polish man cross the road? Because the doctors was across the road, and he had a doctor appointment in five minutes time.

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how come timmy didnt brush his teeth he didnt have a toothbrush

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Why didn't the black man eat a packet of crisps? Because he didn't have any.

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What happens when you wake a sleepwalker? Waking sleepwalkers does not harm them. While it is true that a person may be confused or disoriented for a short time after awakening, this does not cause them further harm. In contrast, sleepwalkers may injure themselves if they trip over objects or lose their balance while sleepwalking. Such injuries are common among sleepwalkers.

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Womens rights

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Why couldnt the dog bark? The dog didnt exist.

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The ULTIMATE Street Fighter shotokan safety guide one Turbo masters tournament X Revenge Kombat Super Ultimate Alpha Omega F*** Y** Edition! 1. I case an attack breaks both your legs, use your last remaining strength in order to kick the air with one leg, while keeping the other one straight down, then immediatedly yell MYLEGSARBROKEN! In order to receive medical attention. And please remember: If Hadou can, then you Sure can! 2. DLC ONLY 3 DLC ONLY 4. DLC Only. ...hayball rolls trough... 9001: DLC only

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What is the difference between the number 20 and 21 1

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Why did the racecar driver lose his driver's license? He crashed into an orphanage.

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You know what they say about a man's feet... No i don't.

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Q: What's pink and fuzzy? A: Pink Fuzz...

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roses are red violets are blue corey mills is and got raped by you

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Who hacks darts? • Jack Nolan aka Bowlbot 300 J-Bowls

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Your momma's so fat that she should really be concerned for her health and seek professional help to manage her weight.

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Why was 6 afraid of seven? because 7 brutally beat and raped 9

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Last Christmas I gave you my pie but the very next day you put it in your tummay. Now your dead because I poisoned the pie.

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'Dyslexic man walks into a bar... and orders a pint

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How do you turn a fruit into a vegetable? A car crash.

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What happened when the man lost his sandwich? He couldnt eat.

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What do you call a gay man? Homosexual

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Roses are red Violets are blue Sugar is sweet And so are you BUT The roses are wilting The violets are dead The sugar bowl's empty And so is your head

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How do you get 100 midgets into a mini? You have to manufacture a mini big enough to accommodate 100 midgets. It won't be street legal, but at least your problem with fitting the midgets in the mini is solved.

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How do you confuse a blonde? Wait...what?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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