what do you call a fat black cat and a skinny white dog? Freckles and Spot

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8===D

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If I have a penny, and I give it to Michael Jackson, What will he do with it? Nothing. He's dead.

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why does it take 2 woman with p.m.t to change a light bulb? because there both tired , feel bloated , and could do with a bar of choccy

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What did God say when he made the first black person? I have just added a significant element of diversity to the human species. Intolerance between ethnicities will surely prove to be an obstacle in societal progression, creating hardships for many. I know this because I am God.

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Getting up for a black person on a buss

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How many Jews can you fit in a car? It really depends on the make and model of the car, as well as the relative size and weight of the people in question, but legally you can only have as many people in the car as there are seatbelts available for them.

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When he was a little boy, what was Chaz Bono's favorite Cher song? Chaz Bono was never a little boy, he was a girl.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side

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Why did a boy fall off the swing at a playground? He did not have any arms.

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What's brown and sticky? A Stick!

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU..

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Alternate ending for children: Despite the massive trauma that the spider suffered from his fall and the sheer volume of rain in the confined space of a pipe, it made a miraculous recover due to the sun coming out. It was however, forever doomed to repeat this cycle of undeath for ever more. [L]

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What's the difference between Jordan and Time? Time passes!!

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Pain is temporary. However, the scars from 3rd degree burns are forever.

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What's worse than getting rejected by your date? Finding out she gave you a social disease. Namely AIDS.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? So he could get back before curfew.

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what is the difference between a blond and a red head? one is has blond hair and one has red hair

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whats worse than not being able to hear? not being able to breath fvd n avt were here

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Three guys at the beach decided to bet on who could swim the farthest. The first guy, could not swim so he lost. The second guy got a cramp right away. The third one swam far away into the distance, and was not seen or heard on for days... Three weeks later his corpse was found floating by the shore. The other two died out of guilt.

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What do you call a man with one ear? A one-eared man.

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prison isnt fun it also is bland kidnapping is a crime but get in the van

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Ahem. Testicles. That is all.

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