Your mom is so poor, she can't afford nice clothing.

What's black and white and red all over. Half a zebra

why did the mexican cross the road? To get into America. Why did the chicken cross the road? It was on its way to warn everyone that the sky was falling Why did the horse go to the other side of the field? He liked green grass. Why did Chuck Norris cross the road? cause he's Chuck Norris. Why did the man get a check in the mail every month? Cause he's black Why did Obama Cross the road? Cause he lost control of congress why is there all this blank space?

Q: What happened when Paul couldn't decide on Pornhub or Redtube. A: nothing since he doesn't have a d***

If you send someone fudge, you should write them a poem with it Roses are red Violets are blue Fudge is brown Here's some fudge!

Whats worse than losing your car keys? Watching your 4 year old son get visciously raped by a 20stone sex hungry pedophile and knowing you cant do anything about it because the sex hungry pedophile is your dad and he is the alpha male of the family so he has full mating rights.

Ginger woodpecker throbbing in the moonlight

What's the difference between a Corvette and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a Corvette in my garage.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. It was already in the oven.

What's better than winning the paraplegic Olympics? Walking.

What did Helen Keller say to the priest? Nothing, she didn't know he was there.

What do bicycles and platypus have in common? They both have wheels, except the platypus doesn't.

Student: This guy is bothering me! Teacher: And you expect me to do something about it?

Why couldn't the little girl see in the dark? She had no eyes.

police are looking for max 'cheesehead' harrison

1st black guy: get a job 2nd black guy: i have one 1st black guy: okay

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What happens when you go from a jew to a penguin? A huge climate change.

One day a there was a guy walking down the street. If you thought this was a joke, you're wrong.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Batman. Batman who? Batman is stunned by the fact that there is in fact someone that does not know him.

what did the african say when he got cancer? what? i don't know, he said it in african.

Where do cows go when they're bored? Wherever they're standing. Cows cannot use toilets, regardless of their mood.

whats small and sexually confused? YOu

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