An epileptic man attends a rave.

How many Babies can be drowned in a toliet at once? idk the bathtub is much more convienient

What's the difference between a baby and a watermelon? One's fun to hit with a sledgehammer and the other is a watermelon.

how do you get a girl of a swing? puch her off! how do you get her friend of a swing? throw a refridgerator at her!

ok everybody to make this more simple we all have to line up alphabetically by height.

There are no stupid Questions just stupid people

Knock Knock Who's there? Can you sign for this package? Certainly

Jacob loves stroking his gf's doodle every lunch break. He was embarrased cause it was bigger than his.

Tic tac toe. I never met my father

why did the mexican cross the road? To get into America. Why did the chicken cross the road? It was on its way to warn everyone that the sky was falling Why did the horse go to the other side of the field? He liked green grass. Why did Chuck Norris cross the road? cause he's Chuck Norris. Why did the man get a check in the mail every month? Cause he's black Why did Obama Cross the road? Cause he lost control of congress why is there all this blank space?

A black man walks into a store and buys something.

Why was Abraham Lincolin President. He was elected by the people of the united states.

How many Jews does it take to change a light bulb? One.

So, two people park their car and walk into a bar. Wait, no. They were walking into a grocery store and they were riding skateboards, not a car. Then, the kid walks in after them. Oh, did I forget to mention they had children? And also, they're married. So anyway, they walk into this grocery store, and meet a barkeep. Wait no that's ridiculous why would a barkeep be in a grocery store. Let me start over. Bah.. never mind. I forgot what happened next, but it was REALLY FUNNY!

Did i just hear a joke about birds? No? Well this is Hawkward.

What is green and has wheels? Grass. I was just lying about the wheels part.

Why did the baby fall out of the trees? Cause it was dead.

What did Britney Spears say to the Mexican? Hit me baby Juan more time.

Why is Andrew sleeping? Because he took and overdose on sleeping pills, he probably died in his sleep.

You know what's really long? The bread lines in Africa

Yo mamas so poor, she should probably find a source of consistent payment to support herself.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says: Why the long face? The horse says: I'm a horse. We have long faces.

What do you call a fish with no eyes? Blind.

A dyslexic Stephen Hawking walks into a bar. He hits his head on it and is rushed to the hospital,only to discover the floor drenched in triceratops shit.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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