- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what is red and lies in all four corners of the room? a baby that was playing with a chainsaw.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it felt like it.

How do get a baby to stop crawling in circles? Nail its other hand to the floor.

5 Italian guys from Long Island

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead, ok!

I'm so hungry I could eat a well prepared meal!

Why can't black guys eat babby back ribs... Beacause They are black too

A mans wife gets pregnant after he has a visectomy... She was artificially inseminated using sperm he froze before the operation

What Do You Call A Fake Noodle? ----An Impastaaa!!!!!

If you are riding uphill in a canoe and the wheels fall off, how many pancakes does it take to fit in the dog house? None. Ice cream has no bones.

What is the diffrence between a monkey... An apple because the more the much. :) :| :| :|

what do u call a fat guy in a pool u

Why did the blonde put tip-ex on the computer screen? To spite her physically abusive husband

Mitt Romney

What happened to the chicken when it crossed the road? Nothing because the cars that almost hit it swerved off the road.

A man walked into a pole barn oh wait I meant a pole bar so it actually hurt.

Why did the baby cry? His dad was holding him upside down over a fire.

why did the black man sit in the back of the bus? becouse all the seat where taken in the front

How many light bulbs? 1

A man reaches to grab a womans chest and then realizing hes gay, backs off and everyone goes home happy

What did the girl say to the mute? "Why are you so quiet?" How did the mute respond? He flipped her off.

Q: what did i say when i crashed into the twin tower. A: nothing i was dead

how do you know your sister is on her period? you dads dick taste like blood.

Why was Six afraid of Seven? Because Seven beat and raped Six when he was child multiple times, and Seven threatened to kill Six if he told anyone.

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