- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Like a bit of a cozy fight or something.

What happened to the soccer player when he got kicked in the leg..... He cried on the ground for hours even though there is padding there

Why did little Timmy fall down? Because he was shot in the head.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Someone dropped a refrigerator on her. Knock, knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? That would depend on the individual situation at hand and to assume you could accurately estimate that is ridiculous.

A man stepped on a nail. He died shortly after of lockjaw.

Whats the best way to get to a girls heart? A knife.

roses are red violets are blue i have aids and so do you happy valentines day!

What happened to the guy that got hit by a bus. He died

woman..parallel parking

what did the boy get after his first communion? unwanted intercourse with his priest that resulted in scaring him for life, until the day he killed himself because he could never get over it.

Two black guys run into a bank with guns. They place them in their pre-payed safety deposit boxes and continue on their way as they were falling behind on their schedule.

What did the fat guy say after his weight-reduction surgery? I'm gonna sue the clown pants out of McDonalds

why did the mexican choose to work as a landscaper instead of at taco bell? landscaping pays much better and was a more practical decision in this economy to support his family of 13.

Roses are Gray. Violets are Gray. I am a Dog.

How did the blonde die raking leaves? She fell out of the tree!

What did the pillow say to the dragon? Nothing, because pillows don't talk, dragons aren't real and this is a highly improbable circumstance.

Your so ugly that your birth certeficate is a apology letter from the condum factory

Your mom is so stupid that she didn't get into college due to her low act score of 16. She feels the need to improve so she asked me to tutor her.

Q:What do you call a black man who flies a plane? A: A pilot you racist jerk...

If your scared of paedophiles..... grow up

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