Why did Sara fall off the swing? Because she had no arms... Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sara.

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Yo momma is so ugly, that your father can no longer stand her. They are getting divorced.

Police Officer: Please step out of the car, sir Jimmy: Xbox...

Your momma's so fat that she is at risk for heart disease and diabetes.

Why was Billy crying? Because he had a frog stapled to his face.

where are the maternaty clothing in walmart???? The C section

Sometimes I stare at a Frisbee and wonder why it is getting bigger. Then, it hits me.

What's red, hairy, and squishy? Helen Keller in a blender.

Have you ever seen the episode of the powerpuff girls where they save the day?

why did the duck fall in the water? It got shot

Why couldn't Sarah see through her telescope? She was blind

What's do a woman's vagina and a camel's toe have in common? Other than being parts of two mammals, they have nothing in common.

what did the homeless man get for christmas.......................nothing

Why did the black surgeon get fired? The hospital was low on funds due to the economic crisis, and had to let a few employees go.

did you hear about the platypus that was found dead in the middle of death valley?

Why did the black person sit in the back of bus? All the other seats were taken.

Knock Knock Whos there? It was the unexpected arrival of his wifes lover who'd been having an affair with her for over a year She thought her husband would be out and forgot to tell him not to come The husband started breaking down in tears whilst throwing insults at both of them, grabbing the man by his collar and throwing him on the ground he started to kick his head in The man died and the husband and wife divorced, theres now a bench in the mans local park dedicated to him.

Jesus walks into a hotel, slams four nails down on the counter, and says, "Put me up for the night!" The concierge looks at him and says, "You're not Jesus. Jesus was brutally murdered approximately 1,970 years ago. And although I may not be a believer, his teachings have brought comfort and solace to millions of people around the world. Nor do we accept nails as payment. Please remove yourself from the premises or I will call security."

What did the homeless guy get for Christmas? Nothing, he's homeless.

Why couldn't little Sally fall asleep? She was on fire.

How do you sabotage someone's car? Drop a fridge on it

You know why the economy is so bad? Years of giving into corporations instead of local business. This moves the profits to the owner of the company instead of mom and pop who will be giving it back to the local community.

My dog got out of it's cage. So I found it and be the shit out of

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