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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What does God say when a balck person is person is borned? "Another burnt one"

I couldnt remember who Rhiana used to date. Then it hit me.

A Hideo Kojima AntiJoke Typed by Hideo Kojima. Idea By Hideo Kojima. Concept By Hideo Kojima Spacing by Hideo Kojima Controlled for typos by Hideo Kojima Overseen By Hideo Kojima Aproved By Hideo Kojima. Reconsidered By Hideo Kojima Accepted by Hideo Kojima What took you so long?

whats worse than god meaner than the devil. the poor have it the rich need it nothing

Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house? No. Well neither has he.

Hey! What dhujv hushichk jgdwrggy man? Go home Sally, you're drunk

whats worse than having that Holocaust joke be the best anti-joke for months? Windows updates

What does a fish say when it swims into a wall? Damn

What did the man with no arms or legs get for Christmas? A bike

knock knock, Whos there ? ( runs away ) trololololololololol

People...

How do you know when a ghost is lying? I don't know because I've never met one, so from personal experience I couldn't tell you.

why did Helen Keller cross the road? she didn't, she wasn't able to find it

What did you say? I'm blind. (Did not write this meaning to be offensive)

What's the difference between my dog and my wife? I respect my dog.

Knock Knock who's there? Steve Steve who? Steve. I already told you my name.

There is a bus full of puppies and babies with a plane flying above it carrying 2 tons of explosives. The Bus arrives safely at its destination.

There was an english man, and irishman and an pakistani sitting in a bar. What a wonderful example of racial & cultural differences bing put to one side while they are socialising in a friendly environment.

How many Jews can you fit in a car? Anywhere from 2-8, depending on the size of the vehicle.

Why'd the chicken cross the road? To visit the graves of his wife and only daughter who were killed in a car accident at the fault of a drunk driver many years prior.

Who is big and stupid My brother

What's the tallest building in the world? A library cause it has so many stories get it haha.

how do u talk to a person you like go up and talk to them

What did the grape say when it got stepped on? Nothing really, it just let out a little whine.

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