- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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When is a door not a door? When your burns down.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Why the long face?" The horse answers, "Because I'm an alcoholic."

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven ate nine.

So everything, the chat we had before was all you know, a game so I would call you? I am not sleepy but I can wait until you can confirm everything.

What do you call a gay mexican on welfare? poor

Roses are red, violets are blue, some people are gay, and so are you

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

why are jews so cash hungry? because like the rest of us they are looking for a way to survive and feed their family.

How do you piss off a teacher? Accuse them of being a pedophile

Mugger: Give me all your money. Victim: No. Mugger: Okay. (Moves on to find his next victim)

Wanna hear a clean joke? I took a bath with bubbles. Wanna hear a dirty joke? Bubbles is the girl next door.

how many people does it take to take over the world aperently just 1 me

What did the man do after he rented a movie? He watched it

Whats the difference between a Ferrari and a bag of dead babies. I don't have a Ferrari in garage.

what's worse than finding a worm in your apple? finding two worms in your apple

-Knock Knock ~Who's there? -It's your mother ~Go away

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding two worms in your apple

What do you call a black man on steroids? Strong.

so i was Fin this guy the other day with my penis.....shit! i mean i was Fin this girl and i jizzed

whats worse than failing your maths test? getting aids

Knock knock. Who's there? Tim. Tim who? Tim Smith.

Whay is jerry so bad at parallel parking? He just got a sex change yesterday.

women's rights

What's worse than loading babies into a garbage truck. Answore: unloading them with a pitch fork.

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