- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the chicken cross the road? he didn't make it

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was a green man.

A blonde, brunette, and redhead find a cliff that is supposed to turn you into something which you exclaim upon leaping from the cliff. The brunette jumps off and exclaims: BIRD! She thus falls to her death on a ton of pointy rocks. The other two loot her corpse and walk away.

Q:What did Sandy say to Spongebob? A:Nothing, They were both crushed by the water pressure of being on the bottom of the ocean.

What is the difference between a blond and a red-head? They have different hair colors.

How do you wake up your grandmother........ You don't, she had a massive heart attack and died in her sleep

Jims family is having a picnic. Jim goes and gets his food. shortly after he drops his food. Jim is really sad and goes and gets more food. Jim is black

What's white and can't climb a tree? A refrigerator.

why didnt jane scream when she got robbed? Because she got shot.

Can everyone please stop posting shit about my girlfriend because it seriously isnt cool.

Why did the lebanese man kill his own family? He had cancer.

Roses are red, violets are blue, I have Tourette's, PENIS.

A blind man and his dog walk into a store, the man lifts up the dog and begins to spin around. When questioned about his activity the man replies, "I'm just looking around"

Why did the chicken cross the road? The farmer left the gate open, letting all his livestock escape, and crushing his prospects of trying to keep his family fed.

Q: What would you do if i pushed you down the stairs A: I would suffer from serious head injuries thus filling you with guilt for performing such a deed.

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Why couldn't the elephant ride the bike? Because it didn't have a thumb to ring the bell!

Yo mama so fat She could die any day.

Why can't Ray Charles see his friends? He's blind. Also he is dead.

Whats black and hanging from a tree in my backyard? A tire swing

What do you call a dozen Muslims waiting to board a train? Passengers...you racist.

What happens when you spend far too much money in a gambling machine during a solar eclipse on a leap year? You get poor.

yo momma is soo stupid when anyone says anything she say i don't understand .

Roses are blue, Violets are red, Wait, what? huh

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