Why was the black man forced off of the roller coaster He had heart disease

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There was a man that Invited Bruce Wayne, Superman, Peter Parker, Batman, Clark Kent and Peter Parker to his party He was really sad when he heard only half of them could attend...

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A woman walks into a bar.

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Which square is small and yellow? The small, yellow square.

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A: Knock Knock B: Come in A: Come in Who B: Your Mum...

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Why didn't the Mexican kid go to school? Because he was sick.

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what's 2 + 2 ? 4, unless you add it up wrong.

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A priest sneeks in to a pre-school and is arrested shortly after for tresspassing.

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What did the boy do with his ice cream? He ate it.

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How did the ball fall from the cup? It didn't, it happened to be tied to a string attached to the cup.

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Q: What's funnier than Women's Rights? A: Nothing.

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What did the old lady call the black pilot who's name was Marcus? Marcus

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What did the Religious Education teacher teach on National Science Day? Religion, because that is the teacher's job.

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a retard walks into a bar a bruise appeared on his head

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whats the biggest ever snake found ? i dont know i dont study snakes :O

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My aunt said slow and steady wins the race....... She died in a fire

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a korean man with no legs sits on a porch. He has no legs so it's considered standing

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Roses are red Violets are blue I like pussy Because it feels really good when I stick my penis inside her vaginal opening

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So a moose, a deer, and a horse walk into a bar. One of the people at the bar was a hunter who was carrying his gun. Several people got up and left after they realized the potential danger of the situation.

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Why can't sluts count to 70? Well, slut is a derogative term for prostitutes, and most prostitutes are people that had rough, often traumatising childhoods. Many ran away from home at an early age, thus leaving them devoid of a proper education.

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Why was the middle-aged doctor morbidly obese? He liked bacon and was severely hypocritical.

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A man walks into a bar... who cares what happens after that Charlie Sheen is winning and Osama Bin Laden is dead

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why is everyone always picking on ruth? because they just do

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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