What do you call a person mowing a lawn? A Mexican

Why did the man shoot himself? Because he already shot his wife.

Knock! Knock! Who's There? The Police. Open the damn door. Nobody Is Home.

Q: Why did the man cross the road? A: Cause he felt like it.

Whats the difference between a Corvette and a dead bag of babies. -there's not a Corvette in my garage

What's worst than the Holocaust? No Wi-Fi

Q- what did the magician say after the sawed the woman in half ? A- call an ambulance !

knock knock whos there? orange orange who? orange you pissed off your wifes taking in the ass from another guy right now?

What's worse than celery stuck between your teeth? A cruise ship stuck between your teeth.

Whats the difference between a pizza and a baby? Humans don't eat babies, other than a Cannibals because some tend to eat babies.

Hahahahaha your nan had HIV and died.lol

A Jew walks into Macy's

Why did the Koala fall out of the tree? It got hit by a stone. Why did the second Koala fall out of the tree? It was hit by the first Koala. Why did the third Koala fall out of the tree? It thought it was a game. Why did the Kangaroo die? It was hit by three falling Koalas.

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People just dont care about me, yesterday I got a coconut in my head and... AWWWW thats horrible! Yeah I... So did the coconut make it?

Knock knock whos there telephone telephone who telephone refiridgerator

What's brown, no one likes and has had a bad history? Dog poop

Roses are blue, Violets are red, Wait, what? huh

What did the Jew say to the German? He said hello.

Why did the baby's bedroom smell so bad? The mom farted.

Too bad, because UNTIL YOUR FUCKING "POWER OF HUMAN KIND" CAN SUMMON UP A FUCKING EYEBALL! NOTHING WILL MAKE UP FOR THIS SHIT! "Oh, my the good old phonebook, I will... Now... try... to... seduce... you... with... my... "goodness" As far as "oh I know where you live", well nobody here is hiding fagface! So you come out of your "darkness or shadows or whatever" and let me stab out both your fucking eyes! And we are STILL NOT GOOD! And yeah, have your faggots stop calling themselves Nero.

doctor,doctor my eyesight is getting worse, you are certainly right, this is the post office

When do you know when to stop making anti- jokes? when your done with your joke and click submit.