- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock, knock. Who's there? Boo. Boo who? Don't cry, it's only a joke. It's not that, my wife and son were just killed in a drunk driving accident.

"Knock Knock" "Whos there?" "Interrupting kid with ADHD" I did not respond, as I knew he would interrupt me before I was able to finish the sentence.

What's 9+ 10?! 19

MRCANN YOUR A FUCKIN' CARROT LERN 2 FOCKIN SIT IN YER HOLE YA FUCKIN PLANT

Why did Tiarnan not ride is bike to school today. Tiarnan's dead.

What's worse than AIDS? Not getting your sandwich.

Why did Lucy fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

What did the boy with cancer get for Christmas? A Coffin.

My friend harris is fat.

Why are bacon and eggs good. Because Toasters are silver

What's the difference between a person and a cow? 2% of their DNA. The other 98% is virtually identical.

why couldn't the man open the window? he had no hands due to his time serving the USA in vietnam

What did one gothic person say to another gothic person? Nothing. Gothic people only cut themselves.

What do black people and apples have in common? - They both look good hanging from trees.

The queen is killed on sunday there are three suspects the cheif the princess and the butler The princess' said she was getting lunch The cheif said he was making lunch The butler said je was getting the mail So who did it A: the butler they dont diliever mail on sunday

Roses are red, violets are blue Charcoal is black, and so is my neighbor

Why did a man throw butter out the window ? So he could see butter fly and then realized that there was one on window cil

What is the name of the mermaid on the Starbucks logo? No one knows, she ran away many years ago of shame. It's undiscovered why.

What's better than a nice hot shower on a cold, rainy day? Osama bin Laden rotting away at the bottom of the ocean.

If it bothers you? I am just saying that, fucking alright ill be slightly less cruel, I mean come on! It does not matter shit what others think! If someone ever tries to assault you because you are associated with me (yeah it happens), I will stand in front of you and KILL (and possibly rape) THEM!

The government

what did the black guy say to the white guy im black

Whats cooler than being cool in High School? Nothing, now take a hit...everyone's looking

What did Jesus say to the giraffe? Good day to you sir.

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