- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the pirate have a patch? to crack the software he had downloaded

Why did Jimmy fall of his tractor? Because Jimmy doesn't have any arms or legs...Why doesn't Jimmy have any arms and legs? Cause Jimmy is a potato.

Why did the football coach go to the bank? To make a deposit.

my candy brings all the kids to the yard and i'm like- get in the van.

What did Helen Keller get for Christmas? How would she know? shes blind, deaf and mute; and incapable of knowing what she received.

What do you call a green land with wheels? Grass lied about the wheels.

Knock Knock "Who's There?" "Delivery" "Oh right, I just ordered pizza"

What's green and looks like a forest? A forest.

What did one muffin say to the other? I'm baked... just kidding muffins are food and therefore can not speak

What did the chicken do before it crossed the road? Looked both ways and then crossed with caution while looking out for oncoming vehicles.

I'm attracted to you like the earth is attracted to the sun. With a force that is inversely proportional to the distance squared.

A terrorist robs a walrus.

Did you hear about the german girl who had sex and died................. it was 50 years later after she had a family of about five kids and lived a happy life as a nurse

Why was 6 afraid of 7 7 was osama bin laden

What makes a subaru a subaru? The fag thats driving it

Your momma's so obnoxious, your dad left.

Justin Bieber's mother.

Knock knock whose there nobody you have no friends remember

Why did the vulture cross the road? To get to the pile of dead babies left over from the Holocaust.

An itsy bitsy spider went up the water spout Down came my dick, and forced the spider out

what did the boy with cancer get for christmas? i dont know he's jewish

I saw 2 cannibals eating a clown. What did I do? Called the local police.

Can a nine iron? No, but a tucan.

Why did the black guy get hit by a banana He was low on potassium and his friend threw the banana too hard

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