- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why is black people's skin darker? Africa

I can't make my mind about the debate on legalisation of marijuana. Some days I think it's a good thing. Somes days I think it's a bad thing. And some days, I don't think about it at all and I just think it's a very nice day.

A muslim walks pass a bomb shop on his way to the international peace club.

How many hipsters does it take to screw in a lightbulb? It's an obscure number you've probably never heard of.

I'm an old man with Alzheimer's. Ok I'm going to tell you a little story. Well i was walking down the road bout 36 sum odd years ago and the next thing i knew i was........... Hmmm.... i wonder whats in the fridge...

Roses are red violets are blue I think you re stupid go eat a shoe

What did Batman say to Robin before they got into the Batmobile? Robin, get in the Batmobile.

Knock Knock. silence Knock Knock.

Barney is a dinosaur We see on medication! And when we are high on drugs He's a hallucination!

A. Do you know what they call Bing Crosby in Sweden? B. No. A. Bing Crosby.

Why couldn't the black baby swim? Babies do not posses the muscular capacity nor technique to enable them to properly swim.

Why did the boy go back in time? He didn't. He was mutilated by rabid apes.

What drops its lunch every day? Yo mom

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Why didn't the girl paint her nails white? Because in this society, that would be considered racist.

Why did jimmy fall off the swing? He had no arms or legs Knock knock Who's there? Not jimmy

why did the man hit the flight attendant? Im just kidding he didnt.

Optimist: The glass is half full. Pessimist: The glass is half empty. Realist: Find something better to do than talk about a glass.

knock knock who's their panda panda who shut up I never said yo name and don't call me black

"Guess what I was doing in my room last night with the door closed with my hand?" "Please don't say what I think you're going to say" "What? I was just cleaning my room."

Roses are red Violets are blue What about green? That seems mean...

1: What is a gum wrapper with no gum? 2: A wrapper? 1: No.

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