Knock, knock. "Who's there?" "Jehovah's Witness." "Jehovah's witness, who?" "Just Jehovah's Witness. Your doorbell is not working."

more chocolate?

Two girls were taken away mysteriously in the night. The next day, no one cared because they were orphans.

Slug on ya tooth Gavin David Newman

this kid named terry stockton lives in craig beach ohio is gay

michael: How old do I look? stranger: about 68? How old are you? michael: I cant remember I have alzheimers. michael: How old do I look?

How do you cure aids? Jonathon siezed to care as he proceeded to cry when he was told his lemons were over the weight of what he'd expected

A dog walk into a bar, and the bartender asks, "What"ll it be?" The dog then breaks into tears as he realizes the bartender is his father's gay husband.

haha. i got blocked too!!!!

Roses are grey Violets are grey I am a dog Woof.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he wanted to, like any other chicken

Why did the boy tell the fly to eat the cheese? A: because he wanted him to

Q: What's the difference between black and white? A: A lot...

It says so on your cap.

God saw himself. Finally, proof.

WNBA

knock, knock who's there? boo boo who? sorry i dont know anyone named boohoo so get the hell off my lawn

what does a granny look best in? 1950

What did the tooth brush say to the toothe paste? Minorities.

Knock Knock Who's there? Not Michael Jackson!

how do you know when you're a man? massive erection.

Whose your daddy? Not me

whats purple, extinct, and smells like children? barney

What word is 7 letters long, is composed of the letters N,G,G,E,R, and S, and stands for a group of people who annoy the crap out of you? NAGGERS.

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