- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What is your favorite color? M: Blue

Whats Do You call people, on the top floor of a Double-Decker bus? Passengers

finding out that when you had sex with that prostitute, you severely injured your urethra tube and you cannot create urine or spurm.

what starts with 's' and ends in 'ex' and muslims get a stiffy from it semtex.

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2 guys at a funeral. "did you know the girl?" asks one of the guys. "No" replies the other. "Me neither."

Why did Mike Tyson say he would eat his children? Thats mean! friendly r*pist neighbourhood Moral Man: Why not just vi0late them REALLY REALLY FUCKlNG HARD! Its a Win/Win/Win/Sore ass situation.

why were the African, Asian and Mexican men thrown out of the bar the barman was a racist

Prince of bell air with Keanu Reeves: SMIIIIIIIIIIITH! DID YOU DESTROY MY COUCH? Neo: ... WELL DID YOU BOTHER CARLTON DOING HIS STUFF? Neo... Will you shut up then? ... Intro: This, is my story, read the text, thank you.

Why did the black guy buy a jug of grape soda Because he was thirsty

What is more boring than watching paint dry? Aids

Last words of a redneck - "Hold my beer and watch this"

What did the grape do after it was stepped on? Nothing, as it was incapacitated, and even under normal circumstances, it would be incapable of performing any voluntary actions as it is only a grape.

Q: What's the difference between a black man and a park bench? A: A park bench can support a family of four.

Why did the milk man cry? Cause you killed his family.

Did you hear about the cannibal who ate the Olympic record sprinter? He's in prison for first-degree murder & crimes against humanity.

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1: I know a lot of people hate Mondays, but my least favorite day of the week is Thursday. 2: Can I ask why? 1: Of course you can. Everyone has free will.

Rose are Red Violets are blue I have 5 fingers The middle one is for you.

what type of cat has green feathers? a green-feathered cat.

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