Roses are Red Violets are Gay This poem makes no sense Octopus

do you currently smoke? i hope not.

your mother is a well respected woman in society and makes delicious cookies.

Where's Waldo? In rehab. Waldo is in rehab.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.. A: Knock Knock B: Who's there? A: Not Sally

What did the man with no teeth say? I need some teeth.

What did the deaf guy get for Christmas? An iTunes gift card

What did the giraffe say to the other? nothing giraffes cant talk

Q: What happened to the monkey when he jumped off the tree. A: He died Q: Why did the second monkey jump off of the tree A: He was attatched to the first monkey Q: Why did the third monkey jump off the tree A: Peer Pressure

Knock, Knock. Who's there? Your family is dead. Your family is dead, who? Your family is dead.

A special needs student walks into a girls change room, and is then escorted out unaware that what he did was socially unacceptable.

Knock knock." "Who's there?" "Your doorbell is broken.

What do 10 dead babies in a blender sound like? Idk because I was too busy masturbating.

What came first the chicken or the egg? Neither, chickens have been extinct since 1987.

Guess what? What? Idk. I just wanted to make u excited.

whats worse than getting killed by a random tomahawk in COD mostly anything because COD is only a video game

a doctor came into the room after receiving a woman's test results for lung cancer. the woman says, "is it negative or positive doctor?" the doctor looks at the woman and says, "it's negative, congratulations."

What do you call a man with no arms or legs in water? Drowning

What is my favorite color? How the heck should I know?

you are a åsshole :)

This joke is the worst joke ever.

im a barbie girl in a barbie world !!!! no your not its not phisicly possible for a plastic doll to have any form of feelings !!!!!

what did the boy with no arms and no legs get for his birthday? a new bike.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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