Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was black And so was six because they were written with black pen

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What's worse then biting into your apple and finding a worm? Biting into your apple and finding two worms.

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(A man in a dark van pulls up)... Hey kids can you come help me find my puppy? The kids get in the car and they find the puppy in a near by park. The kids are then safely returned home.

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Did you know Helen Keller had a swingset? Neither did she.

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor.

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What did Big Dog say to Little Dog? "We are both dogs."

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Why did the tortoise cross the road? To get to the other side.

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Some black guy grabs a white guys wallet. the black guy says " hey I think you dropped this"

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How did Darth Vader make the little black boy's day? "I am your father"*heavy breath, heavy breath*

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Dries Roelvink walks into a bar...

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Friend's are like pinguins, they both die when you stab them in the heart.

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A chicken crosses the road... Gets fined for jaywalking.

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What comes after 69? 70

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how do you fix a family? Someone gives in

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How do you get rid of an STD? You give it to someone else.

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Knock, knock Who's there? It's me Me who? Just open your damn door funny guy it's freezing out here

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What can fly? Lots of things

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216-409-7176 Call me.

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Who is it?

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What us black and white and read all over The newspaper

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Someone stopped playing Skyrim.

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Mitt Romney

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A guy watches TMJBtv on YouTube. He then shoots himself.

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A man walked into a pole barn oh wait I meant a pole bar so it actually hurt.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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