- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's brown and rhymes with Snoop? Dr. Dre.

A slutty deer walks into a bar she then comes out and says wow i cant believe i blew 30 bucks

How do you make a black man cry? Stab his wife.

What did the baseball coach say to his son? Nothing. He was dead.

What do you call a man with a fork stuck in his head? A man with a fork stuck in his head

Your mom is so fat she could consider going on biggest loser, where she might be able to make a lot of money.

The Christian prayed every night to God for a new bike. He kept it up for a year. Finally, he got a bike for his birthday.

a man and a boy walk into a dark scary wood. "gosh I'm spooked" exclaimed the boy. "you think you've got it bad?" said the man "I'm walking out of here alone"

What do you call a black guy flying a plane? A pilot.

Why did the little pig squeal? Because he was going through blades at a slaughter house.

There were two men 1 says "hey stupid" and the other man says "Yeah"

Why did the girl drown? She had no arms or legs and couldn't swim.

Grammer is very important

Q: Whats the difference between a Jewish man and a pizza? A: Jew's are humans and can feel emotions, as for pizza's can not feel emotions, because they are pizzas.

Two Chav's jump off a cliff who wins? Neither, the affects of gravity are equal despite the weight of said object.

your mothers so blonde she has yellow hair.

knock knock? Whos there? a questionable person. What? exactly.

Whats the difference between a Ferrari and a bag of dead babies. I don't have a Ferrari in garage.

My Boyfriend

A man walks into a bar, but it was a gay bar, and the man was a homosexual so he stayed and had fun then later that night he went home to his girlfriend

Why did Silly Billy throw a clock out the window? Because he has a serious anger problem.

Sex

Roses are red violets are blue I suck at poetry show me your tits!!

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