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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats worst than a dead baby? A pile of dead babies. Whats worst than a pile of dead babies? One live baby under the pile of dead babies.

Knock knock who's there Betty Betty who?` ` my grandmother who passed away 2 years ago dont talk about her that was

what did "A" and "B" look for when they went to the beach? what are you talking about? letters cannot travel!

Black people having a Job.

Colloqiual irregularities are a significant part of the English language, and excellent example of this is between can and may.

What's the difference between a black man and a white man? Their skin color.

Wanna hear a joke? Yes Then go on the internet and find some jokes.

What's the difference between a prostitute and your mom? Your mom is a well educated lawyer who earns half a million dollar a year while the prostitute sells her own body for an extremely small amount of money.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 ate 2,091,029,203,284,485,389,684,564,345,089,859,849,485,374,094,394,584,584.00002394832323945834958349234854343432323343534342323243543534234358394564023285409564053942304923049234 x 10 to the 1234543565342312323560845834034th power divided by 0.

Sometimes I question my sanity... Occasionally it replies.

What do you call a guy with no arms, no legs, and floats? Nothing, its rude to make fun of disabilities.

True or False : it would not cause a public disturbence to express your pornography to the public??? ture. pornography is the freedom of speech and ability to express oneself

So three nazis walk into a B.A.R

Why are there clocks on stoves? Because it is a convenient way to tell the time.

Q: Why's everyone afraid of Friday the 13th? A: Justin Bieber's movie comes out.

what does dana do in her free time? make love with jarrett

Why couldn't the fireman get over the hill? Because he was dead.

What did Stephen Hawking say after he scaled Mount Everest? Yay!

Church.

A man walks into his house to see his TV is moving. He notices a black man who starts running when he enters. He then calls the police and gives a description of the man. The robber gets placed under arrest.

Your Grandma and your mom drove off a cliff, who survived? Both of them, they didn't drive off a cliff.

What's ripe and orange? A ripe orange.

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