are you from hawaii? because your the only ten I see

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Why did hellen keller's dog kill itself? You would to if your name was, AIIEEEEIUUUUHGH!

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Your wife died during the delivery.

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cancer

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Two Muffins in an oven One muffin looks at the other muffin and says: "Oohhhh it's hot in here!". Then the other muffin says: "Oohhhh a talking muffin!"

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One day a man woke up and decided that he was going to do something with his life. He then got a haircut, took a shower and bought a nice new suit. After that he went home and cleaned up his whole house and invited his parents, that were not very close with him, over for dinner.An hour and thirty minutes before his parents got there, he went to the store to pick up some food to prepare for the very important dinner. On the way home he see's a homeless man walking on the side of the road. The man felt bad for him because he was poor so he gave him $10. He then proceeded home to make the dinner. The dinner turned out very well and he went to bed a better man.

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What can u see in the dark that u can't see in the light? Absolutely nothing

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What would happen if an asian guy and a black guy had a baby? Nothing. It is impossible for a baby to be born since men produce sperm cells not egg cells and for a fetus to form, you need an egg and a sperm, so you would need a male and a female so since they are both men it is physically impossible for them to produce a child.

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A horse walks into a bar, the bartender asks him, "Would you like a drink?". The horse cannot understand english and is confused by its surroundings. The horse gallops out of the bar knocking over a few stools

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What do you call 1,000 lawyers at the bottom of the ocean? A horrible boating accident.

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Three women are sitting in a bar. One is drinking beer, one is drinking wine and one is drinking vodka. Which one is the widow? The one whose husband is dead.

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You have Aids. April fools! you have super Aids.

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What do Bruce Lee and Michael Jackson have in common? They are both dead

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SHE GOT A BIG BOOTY SO I CALL HER by her real name because she is a woman and worthy of my respect.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the road was clear of oncoming traffic.

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Knock-knock. Who's there? Doorbell repairman. ym

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yo Mama so stupid that she took a piece of paper and taped it on the t.v and called it paperview.

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Your mama's so stupid because she has down syndrome.

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What did the blondes left leg say to her right leg? Nothing they haven't met yet.

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What do grizzly bears and people have in common? Neither can survive in outer space, due to depressurization, lack of oxygen, and absence of basic survival needs.

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What's red, fast, and flies through the air? A tomato in a plane.

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What did the black man say to the white man standing next to him? Hi

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roses are red violets are blue last time i dropped something this hard it ended world war 2?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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