Firgen and the blung brigade

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms Knock knock Who's there Not Suzie

eden stop

Why are roses red ? Ass in my face .

How did the man with no legs get around? He was assisted by a nurse or relative who was kind enough to take on such a task.

What do you call a black person who has fallen? an ambulance

What's the most common way to become mentally challenged? Getting hit by a shovel a couple times

A black man and a mexican are falling off a cliff. Who lands first? The police officer.

What's the deal with airline food? Nothin. It's quite scrumcious.

Why did the blind man die? He had eye surgery and the doctor told him when he first opened his eyes there would be a very bright light, turns out he also had alzheimers and wandered onto the train tracks

What happened to the guy that got hit by a bus. He died

what do u call 2 puerto rician men playing basketball? won on won

How do you confuse a chicken? Paint yourself black and throw seeds at it.

How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could Chuck Norris? All of it.

How do you kill the circus? You chop it's head off.

Knock, Knock. Come in!

My grandpa died in the Holocaust He fell from the guard tower

Whats the difference between a black man and a white man? Their skin color

an indian woman works at seven eleven. this is because her son has one leg and she needs to pay pay for all the medical needs.

Knock Know! Come in!

Why are black people so good at basketball? they can SHOOT, STEAL and RUN.

Fuzzy Wuzzy was a bear. Fuzzy Wuzzy had no hair. Fuzzy Wuzzy had cancer.

Why did the pied piper eat tea half past three? Because the chicken tripped on the way across the street and the fat lady didn't sing.

Q:What do you call a black man who flies a plane? A: A pilot you racist jerk...

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