- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Triceratops

Are you from Tennesse because my uncle grew up there and I was wondering if you knew him.

Why Didn't jeff go to school yesterday? He was dead.

Yo momma so stupid, she had you.

what is similar between a mexican and a bench? they are both illeageal. except the bench

Why didn't Susie's dad come home on time? He was dragged into a dark alley, then stabbed in the eye. When his body was found 2 days later, Susie couldnt stand the loss and hung herself the day after her father was found.

A young boy had a question and looked into the sky then his eyes got burnt from the sun and he went blind.

Q. What has four legs, but can't walk? A. A dog dying of a serious illness...

Q:whats big white and falls out of trees A:a refrigerator

Emergency call: - Please help, my little son swallowed a condom! 5 minutes later - It is ok, I found another one.

Roses are red, violets are red, everything's red... Retinal haemorrhage.

What did the homicidal maniac say to his 13th victim? Nothing, she was dead at the time.

I would have buttered my bread, but the pool was cold.

A man walks into a bar and the barman says "Why the long face?" And the man replies "I am severely deformed".

Why was the blonde in the library? Because she was committed to her studies and was getting ready for a test.

Bruce Forsith's energy and charisma.

I have a knock knock joke. You go first.

What did james say on his bitrhday? There was no birthday because he was aborted but he said ''crunch'' anyway

Knock, knock Who's there? I'm there.

how do you wake up Lady Gaga? Poker face

What's flying and eats rocks? A flying rock eater

Two elephants in a bathtub, one says, "Pass the soap." The other one says, "No soap. Radio?"

What's worse than bad words? People who say them

KONY 2012! world rises up cheering in spontaneous patriotism for Africa Leader of KONY 2012 arrested for public masturbation

A boy says he is going to commit suicide. To stop him, a friend tells him not to do it, he'll regret it later in life.

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