- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the walrus say to the Penguin. It said MAHHRGH. because walruses can't really talk

What's the difference between a zit and a priest? These two things are so different that I couldn't list all of the differences in this text box.

What's black, white and red all over? Half a penguin.

Fuzzy Wuzzy was a bear. Fuzzy Wuzzy had no hair Fuzzy Wuzzy died of cancer

Why couldn't the man stop dancing? Because he had Parkinson's.

Why couldn't the kid get in to see the pirate movie? It was rated PG-13, and he was only 11. Plus, he had no money, and his mother didn't want him watching movies like that.

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What was little Sarah's last Words to johnny before he got hit by the bus??? Can i have your ice cream.

Roses are red, violets are blue, I have a fetish for sniffing your shoes.

Whats worst then listening to you girl friends problems? Nothing.

Why did the mexican order a bean burrito? Because thats his favorite

What did the Police Officer do after he made a positive identification of a Prostitute? He proceeded to pay her in cash for sexual favors because prostitution is legal in the state of Nevada

Roses are red, my name is not Dave, this poem makes no sense, microwave.

What do you call a mexican driving a plane? Well.. nothing because you can't drive plane's but if a Mexican man was able to FLY a plane, he would be a pilot.

What's long, hard, and black, and goes into wet things? A submarine.

shammmm is a lesbian.

Dylan: "I dont understand anti-jokes"

NEVER

Black People

This guy says: "Doctor doctor, it hurts when I do this!" He jiggles his arm and screames in pain. The doctor replies: "Well, don't do it then!"

Just got cancer: YOLO!! -sad face-

THE GAME.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

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