Terry was always struggling with mathematics. On his last report card he received a D- in math. His parents were naturally very upset with him because they knew their son could do much better and so did Terry. Terry wanted to make his parents proud so he buckled down and started studying on a regular basis. Terry realized his had work had payed off when his 3rd grade teacher handed him his report card. Terry had revived an A in math! On his walk home from school all he could think about was how proud his mom and dad were going to be. On that walk home Terry was savagely torn apart by an escaped lion from the local zoo. His head was never found.

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Nero was my name thousands of years ago, but I believe that those With clearer sight, brighter minds, those you remaining WITHOUT the sense of Complete doom, oh children of the night, know far better, turn to my side, and sheep you shall be no more, together we shall be Whole once again, the sheperd of this New world! Thumb this up if you have seen the signs... Thumb this up if you have seen the sins... ...End up buried under the corpses of everything you knew if you have no vision in this New dawn of ages endlessly darknening, and pretend that the internet will be there, or that the horsehead network ever mattered to you for that matter... :You say insanity today, sunday 27th January 2016, you will be the one running, begging that Our world is but YOUR INSANITY, a nightmare, which only Death will awaken you from

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why did jimmy win the lottery? WAFFLE

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Q:what is a wheelchairs biggest fear A: steps

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How does a black man put puzzles together? First, he locates the four corners. Next, he begins filling in the sides. Finally, he uses the picture on the box to fill in the center. It can be a very tedious process if he is not paying attention.

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Pick up Lines skeet skeet skeet! JLR

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What player wears number 8 and plays for liverpool? Steven Gerrard

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How does Cee Lo Green order extra ketchup? Can I have some more ketchup, please?

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did you hear about the 2 car pile up by wal-mart? 50 mexicans dies

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Knock Knock Who's there? Boo. Boo Who? Boobies.

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What's black, white and red all over? A cow after slaughter.

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A mouse sniffed a peice of cheese. It was on a mouse trap and then it died in the trap.

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What 2 differences does a potato have in common? They both have very thin skin.

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Why couldn't the black guy enter the room? He was too large to fit through the doorway therefore he turned around and left

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What's big, black, and girls love to ride on? A horse

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"Your invited!" "Invited to what?" "I can't tell but everybody you know." " He he."

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knock knock whos there? IRS Oh....

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Your mom is so fat that she has diabetes

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Why does the man ignore his wife? Because he is dead.

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How much wood would Chuck Wood have if Chuck Wood could have wood? None, Chuck Wood has E.D.

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What's sad about 4 black people in a Cadillac going over a cliff? The incident happened to substantiate stereotypes and condone racism.

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Lil Wayne's rapping career

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Why did Chuck Norris start crying? Because he was in a coma

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Jesse is so fat that Roy is jealous of his big ass tits

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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