Q: What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? A: Being caught by the store manager, arrested, convicted, and thrown into jail for petty theft and then getting anally raped for the next 3 months all because you wanted to check an apple without paying for it.

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"Knock Knock" "You know the doorbell is working?" "Oh, well, you know I'm here now. May I come in?" "Yes, have a cup of tea"

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What's more exiting than watching football Escaping through the underground railroad

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How many black ppm does it take to screw in a light bulb All of them, plus 1 white guy.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He was running away from KFC.

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Why did steve cry? Because he got punched.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. Get in the van.

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Why doesn't a chicken wear pants? Because, there are no tailors in the area who make pants suitable for chickens to wear.

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What was little Timmy's final words? I just want to go home.

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What did Sally want for Christmas? Nothing, she is Jewish.

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Q: If you are running a race and a fridge hits you, how many dogs play x-box in the snow? A: 12 orange waffles

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Four blonds are driving to Disney World when they come across a sign that says Disney World left... So they take the left and enjoy themselves at the place many considered the most wonderful place in the world.

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Q:Why did the boy cry? A: because his mom was hit by a bus Q: why did the boy wipe his face? A:he was covered in his mother blood and threatened all the witness who saw him push his mother into the bus

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What's brown and ryhmes with snoop? Dr. Dre

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Why did the Grizzly bear refrain from attacking the hiker? It didn't. The hiker was torn to shreds within minutes.

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A blonde was drinking water from the water fountain. She was very thirsty.

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What did the blonde say to the chicken? mmm, delicious

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A priest and rabbi walk into a bar, they order a few drinks, then call a cab to go home.

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What's worse than finding a bone in your boneless chicken meal? Going home to find your entire family brutally murdered.

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How many dead babies can fit in a dead horse 11

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? Neither has he.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? James. Ok.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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