- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What kind of bees make milk? A: None. Bees make honey, not milk.

What's black, white, and red all over A penguin in a blender

my hand is a DOLPHIN!

A:Knock knock B:Who´s there? A:Beat B:Beat who? A:Beat your ass if you don´t open that door!!

Why did Suzy fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock, knock. Who's there? Not Suzy.

So your driving your brick car and the steering wheel falls off. So how many pancakes does it take to fill your dog house? 12 because hamsters don't wear shoes

what's worse than finding a worm in your apple? finding two worms in your apple

Whats the difference between a Ferrari and a bag of dead babies. I don't have a Ferrari in garage.

Knock Knock Come in.

How do you piss off a teacher? Accuse them of being a pedophile

billy has 100 candy bars he eats 78 of them what does he have now diabetes

At the time my grandfather came round to visit, what was happening in Australia? A giant spider was giving birth.

What do you call an asian woman with one leg? By her name.

When is a door not a door? When your burns down.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Why the long face?" The horse answers, "Because I'm an alcoholic."

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

I have aids

What did the Fish say to the other Fish? Nothing, fish cant talk.

What is a bad thing to see and is attached to a boy's body. The middle finger u dumb ass!

There's two people, one wearing a nice sweater and the other is not. The one without has to walk the dog, so he asks the other guy if he can have his sweater. He says "No but you can wear it."

Sometimes an alligator will bring you apples. Sometimes it won't.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side

whats the difference between and clorox wipe and a paper towel? a clorox wipe is wet.

Roses are red, violets are blue, so is my face, I'm constipated

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