Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

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what do you call a dead arab? a suicide bomber

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what do you call an arse bandit? lady gaga's tanning salon attendants 3rd cousins dog chauffeur, roberto

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What was the motto of the Holocaust? Yolo.

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what did one bean say to the other bean??? hows it been.

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Whats a welfare? Its what keeps you alive.

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Wanna hear a joke? Your life.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Daisies are yellow Trust me, I'm a florist.

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Knock, Knock. Who's there? Elephant. Elephant who? Seatbelt.

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Doctor doctor I feel like a pair of curtains! That's the least of your worries you have aids!

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if you can read this you dont' need glasses

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Knock knock Whos there You spelt who's incorrectly You spelt whos incorrectly who ...................

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1100110001012....HOLY S@&$ A 2!

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What do you call a black man that can steal, shoot, and jump? A basketball player.

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Why did the dog run away from home? Because the owner left the door open.

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-What's long, hard and full of semen? -Since this is a play on words both an erect penis and a naval submarine could apply here

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During english, we started talking about Attention Deficit Disorder when... OOOOOOOOOHHHHHH SHINY... wait what were we talking about

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How do you kill a blonde? A gun.

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What is the best game in the world? There is no answer because that would be an opinion and opinions cannont be proved or measured.

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Why did the jew give all his money away to charity? -No I'm kidding, he didn't.

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I'm 23, just like most people my age.

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hi jonny

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Jim came home from work. only to find out his family had been murdered

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How do you make a bull angry? Light it on fire

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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