- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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your mammas so big that she needs paint rollers to put on lipstick

what did the man say to the sad woman? go make ma a sammich before i hit you again! the women refused and was hit again.

whoever just posted that stupid yo mama crap answer my comment

Dave:Hi Mark:Hi

What's the difference between a bird and a wheel? They both fly, I lied about the wheel.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was suicidal.

- On the cliff edge are standing three people: an Asian, Jewish and black man. Who's going to fall first? - Who's going to care about this?

TIMMY

If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychology disorder.

What's ugly and has shit smeared over its teeth? Smelly McD (He also wears bin bag clothes)

Why did the middle-eastern man fly his plane into the Empire State Building? Because he was a bad pilot with an interest in American architecture.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where is my tractor?

how does chuck norris eat an apple Just like every other person

split your ass cheek

What's wrong with Barney? He's big and purple.

brock has small hands for a small job

soccer

What did the Germans cook in their giant oven made for cooking jews? Jews.

"Knock knock." "Who's there?" "Chuck Norris." "Chuck Norris who?" "NOBODY SAYS 'CHUCK NORRIS WHO'!!!"

There were three people on an airplane. A Mexican, an American and an Italian. The plane chrashed and they all died.

A man walks into a bar and is promptly sent out because he is under the age of 21.

What's red and invisible? We don't know that it's red.

Dan was friends with Dick. Dick likes to give massages to Dan. Dan's favorite is Dickie's special mixture. He will remember Dick, his favorite personal assisatant for life. CREEPER

Did you just admit being considerate? I do not care about who gets the last comment anymore, I need to tear my face away from the screen ASAP.

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