what do you call a man with blue eyes??? a man with blue eyes

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what do u call a 7th grade ninga joe waldeaker the sarah freek

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whats the difference between virgin and a porn star?? A virgin hasn't got aids.

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Why did Jimmy drop his ice cream? He was hit by a truck.

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So, how 'bout that airline food?

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Where's my tractor?

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Racial Equality

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Why did little Jonny drop his ice cream? He was his by a bus? Why did the Kuala fall out the tree? Because it died.

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"You can't get past" "I'll get future" dad cri mom cri boy bang girl girl cri women's rites sholdnt exist.

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Three black men were walking...

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What is black, white, and red all over? A penguin in a blender!

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why did the blind man crash his car? he had down syndrome.

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Thats a real shame. How come your eyes are red to begin with? You can use hypnosis to change the color, but if you never learned how, I am not gonna teach you.

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Why did the boy go to the hospital? He didn't. Unfortunately the gunshot wound severely injured the boy and he was unable to be revived in time to survive.

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I will see it when I believe it, as far as your order or whatever goes, I have already taken a look, and its nothing for me, you hide behind idealism yet use cruel methods and inhuman tactics in order to justify your means, you hide behind a shell of fucking "charm" and employ people to harass others. YOU ARE NO FUCKING BETTER THAN THE REST! YOU ARE BENEATH ME! As for that sister fucking bullshit, joke is on you, I do not have a sister! I bet that was one of your fucking "Nero`s" all six billion of your fucking personality disorders. Moral: I am the FUCKING MORAL MAN! And while I do not have a sister to rape, ill get down with yours.

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-Knock Knock -Who's there? -Peter

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Why do girls think they deserve the very best? Because if an ugly girl in twilight can find a hunky vampire and ripped werewolf why can't they. And let's not forget those crappy Disney princess movies.

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How do you make a baby stop crying? Make it smell its own diaper then, drown it in its own tears.

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Q. What did the buddhist monk say to the hotdog vendor? A. "I'd like a hotdog, please."

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Knock knock. Who's there? Hatch. Hatch who? God bless you.

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Q: what is the most confusing day in the ghetto? A: fathers Day

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Why did the frog cross the street? To make babies

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Nope, but yeah Felix looks a lot like Mickey Mouse, I think, nah it was Oswald the Lucky rabbit I believe, and he used to get his ass kicked by... Damn, what`s the name of the fat cat that beat up Mickey in steamboat willie?

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what did the old lady die of old age...

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