What do you call a scottish drunk? a taxi

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A small black boy was walking down the street. He ran into a police officer and the police officer shot him, why? A: Because the officer was racist.

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Hellen Keller walks into a bar. Well, at least she thinks she did.

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Knock Knock! Who's there? Adolf Hitler. Adolf Hitler, who? Be quiet and hand over your Jews!

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what is more fun than shower time with adele. a mass gang bang with antonia

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PSP... Is a cat... you can throw against the wall.

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What did a fireman say to his wife right after they got ran over by a stampede of bulls? nothing.... they were dead.

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What's the difference between a lion and a stuffed lion? One is for children to play with, one will eat you alive.

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Joke.

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Why did Mark get paralyzed? Because he was a famed football player that went drafted for the 1st pick but was later hit so hard that his spine com pulsed and tore

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Two horses are playing in a field, One says to the other "Hey, sup" they then continue playing.

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How can you tell a baby lost it's voice? It doesn't scream when you staple it to a ceiling fan and turn it on.

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What did the one eyed boy say at the movie theater? 3D was a boy choice

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Why didn't Debbie go to the theme park with the rest of her family? Because she died the week before.

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What did the heart surgeon say to the brain surgeon? We are both surgeons

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An asian man, a black man, and a white man walk into a bar. All three of them order a scotch, coincidentally this is their favorite beverage.

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Your mom is like a tire iron: she's a whore

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Why did the monkey eat the pineapple? IDK, ask Sam D

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Why was six afraid seven? Well, ever since six took an arrow to the knee he wanted to know who shot it. so he did some investigating, looked up some records and found seven was in the same war as him. then he thought about it, the big 7 scribed on the arrow he got shot with. Right then and there pain went into his back shooting upwards. He smacked the ground, and in his last moments of life saw seven standing above him. If your expecting another end down here then your a stereotype.

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I milked the cow, but no gas came out.

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Q. Why did the Unicorn die A. It got hit by a Bus

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what did the prostitute say to the black man after they had sexual intercorse? I have aids

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question: do zombies eat brains answer: actually zombies don't exist, so they don't eat anything

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What did the sniper say when a newsreporter asked what he felt when he shot a terrorist? The sniper replied: Recoil.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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