- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why is ms Wolfe mean? Because she is a poop face

What did one manicotti say to the other manicotti? I doubt we'll ever know.

HOW LONG is a Chinese name?

A chicken and a horse go into a bar due to an imperative of an earlier joke, they notice that there are flowers on the bar. The flowers are red and blue. They wonder what they could be.

"I think your a hoe" "Don't worry, I know I am!" "You wanna F*** me?" "Hell Ya!"

A blind man and his dog walk into a store, the man lifts up the dog and begins to spin around. When questioned about his activity the man replies, "I'm just looking around"

What will happen if your heart skips 10 beats? Nothing. You're dead.

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What time do you go to the dentist? Depends on the appointment.

A man has had too many beers late at night. The bartender says "Sir, I'm going to have to cut you off"

If Oscar Meyer had a dog, what breed would it be? A golden retriever.

field day?

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know. Why did he? NO I LOST THE CHICKEN Later: Knock knock Who's there The chicken

what is friendship? when friends go on a ship

Do your parents know you're gay?

Why didn’t the skeleton go to see a scary movie? Because skeletons don't have eyes, and can not watch movies.

What's worse than getting raped? Getting anal raped twice

Why did Peter go to the dentist? Because he had to go to the dentist!

Roses are red violets are blue. Yes.

What smells like satans pubic hair and dresses like a woman? Vinny Trolia

Did you here about the guy who got his right leg and right arm cut off? I made him up but he would make one good anti-joke.

Why is Helen Keller a bad driver? Because her inability to see or hear makes her an extremely dangerous road hazard.

knock knock whos there Aids, now you've got it

"Knock Knock" "Whos there?" "Interrupting kid with ADHD" I did not respond, as I knew he would interrupt me before I was able to finish the sentence.

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