How many new born babies does it take to cover the wall? Depends on how hard you throw'em

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your mom is so fat, that your father is no longer attracted to her and it is tearing your family apart.

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Why'd Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock! Knock! Who's there? Not Sally.

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What did the no-arm, no-leg, paraplegic orphan with cancer get for christmas? Pregnant.

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What looks like donuts but stinks of shit. Sean Big Macs socks

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A man walked on the street where he saw an other man. The two men said: "Hi!" to each other and walked together down the road. Then one of the men got ran over by a car. The other man said: "ROFL".

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What do you call a black guy selling drugs? A pharmacist -Tag

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Why couldnt the woman wear her new necklace? She was decapitated

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knock knock There's no door

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Why is a cat in the desert like Christmas? Because Egypt is a country of deserts, the Egyptians had cats and Jesus, Mary and Joseph escaped to Egypt in the Christmas story before Herod carried out his massacre in Bethlehem on baby boys of under two years old.

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What's black, white and red all over? Nothing, I'm colourblind.

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Q. How many people use MySpace? A. Pfft who uses MySpace

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That awkward moment when you wonder why this person keeps stepping on you, and you realize that you’re a shoe.

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I am pleased and honored to hear you speak that beautifully straight from your heart Nero, you are without equal, unmatched. And he who is unmatched, also stands alone.

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AIDS

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What happened to Kurt Cobain? He committed suicide. He shot himself in the head with a shotgun and then he died.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Yo Mama!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It had AIDS

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Are you made out of silicon, because you are silly and your name is Con.

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What did the oncologist say to his patient? You have terminal cancer.

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient ability. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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There is a bus full of puppies and babies with a plane flying above it carrying 2 tons of explosives. The Bus arrives safely at its destination.

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What do you call a poldo thats hafl poldo a

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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