- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A child walks into a classroom.

Yo mamas so fat,you know wht, i think she might die !!

knock knock whose there? you have AIDS

Today, my friend threw a lemon at me very hard and hit me in the testicles. FML

Oh no my baby is dead. Ha.

Why were the teacher's eyes crossed? She got kicked in the face by a mule.

you suck

Why did Oliver fall? He shot himself.

A black man and a white man were both pulled over for street racing. They both were also found to be drunk driving. Only the black man was arrested. It turns out the black man had just massacred an entire Amish village before going street racing to celebrate.

Q: A black man, A Mexican, And a Asian are in a car. Who Is Driving? A: It depends who is the owner of the car. .

im gonna poop my pants. mom said to wipe afterwards i am a teletubby

Whats worse than being white and in harlem on the 4th of july? Your schizophrenic father leaving you a voicemail detailing the politics of successful encounters with prostitutes.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting stabbed.

What do you do when your dish washer breaks? divorce her.

Why did the little girl fall off the swing? She didn't have any arms.

If you driving a jetski and the wheeles fall off how many screws does it take to fix the dog house? BLUE PAINT

Roses are red, Bacon is red, Poems are hard, Bacon

What did the woman find when she got home from the post office? Her son's corpse hanging from a clothes hanger. She was an abusive mom, and he killed himself.

what did the tomato say when he was cut open? nothing, because vegetables are unable to speak

When life gives you lemons, you are probably crazy because life cannot give you lemons.

whats worse than jonny james obviously

A girl that had Malaria couldn't play with her friends, whys this? She died.

scientology.

Say this really fast. Ice Bank Mice Elf It'll take a while for dumbasses to understand.

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