So two guys walk into a bar and the third one ducks

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Why did the man eat the cheese? because the man was a mouse

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smell the vitamin C

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Q. Why did the middle-aged man need glasses? A. The man's father had poor eyesight and due to genetics could not see well without the help of glasses.

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I dont usually get jokes, but when i do I get them.

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So there is two clowns. Pickle and Jim. If you were asked who was funnier, you would probably say pickle. Well you would be wrong. It's Jim.

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Why were the 3 men wearing black suits? They just left their mothers funeral, she died of terminal cancer.

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u suck

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Scott Gomez

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"Ask me if I'm a tree," "Are you a tree?" "No."

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Why didn't the chicken cross the road? The chicken had no legs and was therefore incapable of committing to such a challenge.

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What did Batman say to Superman? Nothing, he killed him with a kryptonite spear.

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Black Friday

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Yo Momma so old, that she has arthritis.

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What makes fat kids laugh? Jokes.

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There were two men 1 says "hey stupid" and the other man says "Yeah"

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What's funnier than 24? 25

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Why was the girl crying on the busy street? She was naked.

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What was the babies first word? Nothing: It was a still-born.

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A man and a woman walk into a bar... They both die from cerebral hemorrhages.

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"Knock knock!" "Who's there?" "Interrupting Owl." "Interrupting Owl who?"

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What did hitler do with the vegetarians? Nothing, because he was one.

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Martin Skrtel walks into a bar The bar breaks, Martin then pays for any damages caused

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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