- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q:What happened after the snake tricked Adam and Eve into eating fruit from the tree of wisdom? A: Nothing, but the three of knowledge was a whole other story though. Moral Man.

How do you stop a baby from crying? Douse it in gas and throw it in a fire

Who invented the Iceberg Salad? The Titanic

Two guys walk into a bat, they have a couple drinks then go home, one crashed and died in a horrible drunk driving accident. The other, who took a cab, went home and viciously beat his wife.

Why Didnt John Return any of his calls he was in a very serious car accident fell into a coma and will probablly will not wake up ever again

what did the paraplegic man get for Christmas? a unicycle

Why do Jews have such big noses? They don't; To suggest phenotypic variation along religious lines is preposterous.

what is pink and shaped like a banana? A pink banana.

Before Super Mario existed what did people play? Instruments.

Bob: What's red and goes ding-a-ling? Trudy: A red ding-a-ling? Bob: Yes. What's blue and goes ding-a-ling? Trudy: A blue ding-a-ling? Bob: No, they only come in red.

Nuneaton..

what do you do when life gives you lemons? take them, free shit is cool!

Three men walked into a bar. You'd think one of them would of ducked?

What do you call a boy that was once a boy, but no longer is a boy? A Man

theres a kitten stuck in a tree, whats wrong? it's dead

What is dark in the darkness even if you shine a torchlight on it? A blackman

How many alzheimer's patients does it take to change a light bulb? To get to the other side

Why can't Michael Jackson swim? Because he is dead.

Why did the little boy sit next to the big boy? Because he wanted to get raped by big Jake!

What did the horse say to the other horse? neh

Why didn't Johnny get into college? Because Johnny is retarded.

how do u keep a stupid person in suspense? how

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

Is your refridgerator running? because if its not, you should probably have it looked at by a repair man,

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