Why did Winston Churchill cross the road? Grave robbery has become a huge problem lately in the United Kingdom.

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haha

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Sorry, had it not been for my contacts, you would all have ended up in prison because of "The Wiz", I know you got a clean plate, but this guy was doing some seriously dirty laundry claiming to be working for "The Order", again it is best you all keep low, I will make sure my men evacuate this place as soon as we have rigged the game to your favor. As far as we can tell, he was the only one leaking Intel, but I suggest you keep an close eye on the rest of your boys and girls.

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why was 6 jealous of 7? 7 had a huge dick.

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Knock Knock Who's There 42

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a man was walking and saw a snake he was not afraid of snakes so he kept walking

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What's worse than no wifi Nothing.

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What do you call two dog? dogs

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why didn't the bully beat up the nerds? His mom got arrested for molestation and his dad got sent to Afganistan so he was too depressed to beat them up.

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What's green, grows in my basement, and if fun to smoke? Mold. I lied about it being fun to smoke.

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knock knock? who's there? a guy..... so the man open's the door and the guy clutching a knife stabs repeatedly at his chest killing him and drags his body down into his cellar locking him away from the open world. by Mad James

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How many black people does it take to change a lightbulb? The same amount as white people, stop being racist.

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what do u call a 7th grade ninga joe waldeaker the sarah freek

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Why dont jews eat pork? Because the torah doesnt allow cannibalism

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How do you milk a cow? Pull on its' utters.

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How many babies does it take to paint a wall? Depends how hard you throw them

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If you saw two guys named Hambone and Flippy, which one would you think liked dolphins the most? I'd say Flippy, wouldn't you? You'd be wrong, though. It's Hambone.

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A blonde, brunette, and redhead find a cliff that is supposed to turn you into something which you exclaim upon leaping from the cliff. The brunette jumps off and exclaims: BIRD! She thus falls to her death on a ton of pointy rocks. The other two loot her corpse and walk away.

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What do you get when lettuce and oranges come together? I dont know, thats why I asked you.

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why did the black man attend the AA meeting? his wife told him the only way she would stay with him is if he would attend these meetings, he was an alcoholic and is dying of liver failure.

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Why didnt jerry trip over a slug? Because jerry is an arabian and the atmosphere in arabi is to hot for a slug.

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What did the slave say to its master? Nothing meanwhile he and his family had terminal cancer and were worked without pay for 20 years before dying fro, multiple cases of AIDS and infections within thier lungs and mouths.

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Why was six afraid of seven? because seven has cold, dead eyes.

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Your pathetic humanity. Deux. Dios Gud God etc. Moral: You cannot even translate the name of his very being correctly, and you expect the bible to be translated right... Laught now, because I shall silence you soon enough...

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