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Chuck Norris is so tough, he trained diligently for many years and is now a widely respected martial artist

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So Helen Keller walks into a bar...

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What do you call an unfunny comment that demeans a group of people? Bigotry

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The WNBA

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whats white and black, and red all over, kiren poping jacob cherry

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why did the chicken cross the road? well... to get to the other side.

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Why did the little boy cry? I cut off his toes one by one and shoved fireworks up his ass

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Why do women love Panera Bread? They think it's healthy.

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was black.

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dildos are red, vaginas are blue, mother, what have I done to you?

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Your mom is so fat, that i don't think she's attractive anymore.

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ha ha, I can talk and you can't.

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How do you get a girl to pay for food? You Rape Her

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, We've just had sex, Now you have aids too....

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why did the black man rape the little girl? no reason, its just a part of life. oh well

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Weed.

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? Get in the car.

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How do you kill a blonde? Choke her.

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What is pink, female and has two dicks? A mother with two sons, both called Richard.

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How did the man jumping out of the plane at 33,000 feet survive? Because he had a parachute

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How do you get your clock to stop ticking? Hit it with a sledge hammer.

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A panda walks into a restaurant, sits down and orders a sandwich. After he finishes eating the sandwich, the panda pulls out a gun and shoots the waiter, and then stands up to go. "Hey!" shouts the manager. "Where are you going? You just shot my waiter and you didn't pay for your sandwich!" The panda yells back at the manager, "Hey man, I am a PANDA! Look it up!" The manager's heart skipped a beat, and he locked himself inside his office, trembling with fear and confusion. Yes, it was plausible that a beast such as this could point to a random entry on the menu, and it was physically possible for it to pull the trigger of the gun (and, at such close proximity to the waiter, it would be pretty hard to miss him), but it was shocking and altogether disturbing to hear such an animal speak in human language, much less vernacular English.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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