- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's white and sticky? A white stick.

Knock, knock Whos there? docter doctor who? yes how did you know?

how did the cat call 9-1-1? very carefully as cats do not have opposable thumbs, making the whole situation rare, and semi-improbable.

Q: What did the boy with no arms and legs get for Chrismas? A: Cancer

What happens when you cross a starfish with a dog? Dogs and starfish are from a different phylum. They are genetically incompatible.

What starts with P and ends with "oop" POOP

What do you call a mouse having sex? A spouse.

Whats the difference between cake and dead babies? Cakes make people happy while dead babies are a sad and disturbing sight to see.

What did Aladin say to Mulan? Nothing. Although they are both Disney characters, they never appear in the same film, and therefore never communicate.

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How many black teachers does it take to figure out 10 x 30. only one shes a very respected teacher

whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? the holocaust

What is the difference between a watermelon and a baby? One you can smash with a hammer and the other is just a watermelon.

How does a black chick tell if she's pregnant? When she pulls the tampon out, all the cotton is already picked.

Whats worse than a joke? This

your dads so fat, he makes your mom look skinny.

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What's the difference between a duck? both of it's legs are the same.

Roses are Red Violets are Blue The mothership came and your did a whole lot of scam

whats the difference between a chicken and a rooster. a rooster has a dick

What did the fish say when he ran into a wall? Dam...

Knock knok ! Whos there? Buhu ! Buhu Who? Why are you crying?

What is the difference between a black guy and a bucket of shit? The black guy is a sentient human being, and the bucket of shit is just a metal container filled with feces

Q: What happened when Johnny cheated on his test? A: He got a higher score

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