Did you hear about the giant termite who walks into a beer joint and asks, "Is the bartender here?" Did you hear about the giant termite who walks into a beer joint and asks, "Is the bartender here?" Did you...

An old man, and his daughter are walking down the street. They are having a nice time, until the daughter turns around to see the old man lying on the ground in pain because of the crippling arthritis in his back that has caused him agony and discomfort for years.

What worse than a bee sting? Two bee stings. What worse than two bee stings? The Holocaust What worse than the Holocaust? Three bee stings

what did the clock say to the other clock? .. were both lawyers!

What Happens when you shoot a deer? It's Dead

A ginger was with his friends

Your momma's so stupid, her IQ is below average.

"I never want to see you again!" shouted Stevie Wonder to the genie in the bottle, as a young boy.

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Your Mom is so fat, that she went to the doctor's and they told her that she was overweight and needed to get a stomach staple in order to make her lose weight

*ahem* what? what. oh I thought you said something

What do you call a baby that fell in lava Dead

Why did the courageous young boy always follow his dreams? His IQ sucked.

what did the doctor say to the guy with a bullet in his arm you have a bullet in your arm

Why couldn't the rich dumbass get into colledge? He couldn't open the door

What happened to the blind boy? He went deaf.. helen kellered....

A rabbit crosses a road... To be continued

Q: Why was the baby crying? A: I kicked it.

The town was so small. The ferris wheel was green.

Why is John single? Because women are materialistic.

Once upon a time, a boy sat on a hedgehog. He abruptly stood up, as the spikes had caused him a certain amount of discomfort.

What did the the girl say to the deaf boy after he asked her out? He doesn't know

A slutty deer walks into a bar she then comes out and says wow i cant believe i blew 30 bucks

Whats red and crawls up your leg? A homesick abortion.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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