Bob: Hey bro Jim: ... Bob: You're dead! Jim: Yep.

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Whats the difference between a Preius and a vagina? One's the possibly the greatest invention of all time and possibly the only hope for the future of man kind. The others a Preius.

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How Many polish people does it take to screw in a light bulb? One, one person is capable of screwing in a light bulb. Unless they were mentally challenged, in which case, they would get someone else to do it for them.

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doctor: hey u ready to get home person: yea doctor: that sucks cause u have cancer

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Incidentally,on the subject of friends, when do you actually classify someone as a friend? Is it: When you have been to each others' house; When you have had an intelligent conversation more than once; When you have stayed for dinner; Or perhaps simply when each has decided that the other is worth the air that they breathe? [L]

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a horse walks into a bar, the bartender asks why the long face? the horse, incapable of understanding any human dialect, promptly shits on the floor and leaves

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What do you get when you cross The Incredible Hulk and King Kong? Two angry fictional characters.

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Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

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Ask me if I'm a kangaroo Are you a Kangaroo? No….

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jibby jobby

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what is red and lies in all four corners of the room? a baby that was playing with a chainsaw.

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There are two types of people in the world: 1. people who can extrapolate from incomplete data And I have two wonderful pieces of advice: 1. Never tell anyone everything you know

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Q: What happened to the dead baby? A: It was Buried

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what is the difference between peanut butter and a dead baby? dead babies dont stick to the roof of your mouth when you are eating them.

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Whys the Elephant afraid of the mouse? i dont know im not an Zoologist

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What did the Pitchfork say to the Gremlin? Nothing, because its a pitchfork, and gremlin's don't exist.

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No this is Patrick, I'm not a krusty krab

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What would you do for a Klondike bar? I'd go all the way to the store and buy one.

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What do you call a green land with wheels? Grass lied about the wheels.

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What did the priest say to the little boy? "Reading antijokes in rapid succession takes almost all humor from them."

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If an asian man is really angry with a jewish man named gabriel what does he say? Gabriel I am angry with you

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Justin Bieber hits puberty

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want to hear a dirty joke tommy fell in the mud a clean joke he took a bath with bubbles bubbles was his neighbor

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The man says to the doctor "Sir, I have contracted a terrible headache." The doctor replies back, "Yes you do."

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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