- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a fly without wings? A walk

Girls get fucked Boys fuck Gays puke

What did your mom say after she went sky diving? Nothing, her parachute didn't open

Why did the little pig squeal? Because he was going through blades at a slaughter house.

What's the difference between and indian man and a barstool....... indians walked on the moon with a cow named chester.

What do you get when you cross a chicken and a fox? An eaten chicken.

Why didn't the blonde finish her book? She died.

Why was the dyslexic cowboy crying when he came into school that day? He had chronic diarrhea.

I once had a friendly cohort, whose limericks often ran short, but this one doesn't, I don't know why, Also, he often can't rhyme.

So there is two clowns. Pickle and Jim. If you were asked who was funnier, you would probably say pickle. Well you would be wrong. It's Jim.

Why can't we see the wind? Because no one likes you...

A cheeseburger and fries walk into a bar. The bartender says "sorry, we don't serve lunch"

Why did Sally cross the road? Because she fell off a tree. Why did Sally fall off the tree? Because Sally wanted to cross the road.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

This is sparta No this is patrick

a disabled person walked into a bar..oh wait

How many babies can you fit in a bottle? None, a bottle is too small

want to hear a funny joke? what a coincidence so do I!

What happen to the girl that received chocolate on Valentine's day? She had a allergic reaction.

so a jew walks into a bar and leaves at 9:00 becuase he has work in the morning.

Whats faster than a black man running away from the cops? The speed of light.

a horse walks into a bar the bartender says "why such the long face?" the horse is now crying in tears because the bartender made him. by Brennan pickrell

What's that on my back? Tell me it's your phone ! Its my phone.

What do a book and a tractor have in common? Both are for driving, except the book.

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