- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many black people does it take to change a light bulb? one, its a fairly easy task

I was walking down the street and a guy fell down right next to me. He woke up a hour later and asked "what smells like year old cat pee?" I said "year old cat pee retard honestly." Then he died. Morale don't ask questions you don't want to know the answers to.

A pirate walks into a bar with a steering wheel on his crotch... The bartender calls the police as the man is arrested as piracy an act of robbery or criminal violence.

Where do cows go on the weekends? The slaughterhouse.

Why was the boy wearing pyjamas? It was his bed time.

Q: What do you call a black guy that flies a plane? A: A pilot, you racist.

Why did the girl fall from the swing? She was laughing at an anti-joke.

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was black.

Whats orange and sounds like a parrot? a carrot

A man named Jack has three kids. The oldest is named Jordan, the middle one is named Kim, and the youngest is named Alex. One day Jordan walked up to his father and asked him how his day was. His father replied, "It was fine."

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms

Why did the chicken crossed yo mama? Because your moms a man and your birth certificate was an apology letter from the condom factory.

Roses are blue, Violets are red, Wow, I screwed up, Give me head.

Why did billy fall off his bike? Because someone threw a fridge at him.

How many anti-jokes does it take to change a light bulb? Since anti-jokes are not concrete objects, any change would have to occur metaphorically or abstractly. The number of anti-jokes required would then be irrelevant.

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How do you kill the circus? You chop it's head off.

What happens when two black people go into a store with masks on? They buy candy for Trick-or-Treating

Roses are red, violets are red, everything's red... Retinal haemorrhage.

Why do girls like Justin Beiber? They dont

roses are red violets are blue pornhubs down your mums facebook will do.

What did mr smith say when a student asked for math help? ok

What is stupid? I would say you but these jokes are worse.

What did the FBI agent say to the CIA agent. We're both agents

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