Q- what the hardest part of a vegetable to eat? A- The Wheelchair

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Why couldn't the Indian kid read? He got shot in the eye.

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Why did the Middle east send Doris a camel's penis? Because Uncle Monty's head was damn tasty

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Q:Why did Jimmy eat an apple? A:He was hungry.

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Yo mama's so fat, she has low self-esteem.

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3 men walk into a bank. They rob the bank and kil 13 hostages.

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How many Jews can you fit into a 1968 Caddy? 1 in the front, 2 in the back, and 200 in the ash tray.

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Roses are red My name is Dave This poem makes no sense Microwave

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What's brown and rhymes with Snoop? Dr. Dre

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What happened to truck full of watermelons careening down the hill? After panicking, the driver was able to gain composure, and shifting the truck into a lower gear, was able to deliver the track safely to the side of the road at the bottom of the ill, where he sat down alongside of the road under the shade of an apple tree, sucking on delicious watermelon.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock? Who's there? Not Sally.

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yo Mama so stupid that she took a piece of paper and taped it on the t.v and called it paperview.

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An early jewish man walks into a bar where a number of stormtroopers have gathered for drinks and is taken into custody.

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Whats green and fuzzy and if it fell out of a tree it would kill you? A pool table.

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Why do Teenagers, mostly girls between the ages of 12-17 love Justin Bieber? Because he promotes himself worldwide and makes sure that girls know who he is thus creating a fan base that will be large enough to promote his career, which ensures him a safe financial future.

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Doctor, my husband tells me he doesn't like my figure .... That's irrelevant now, you've contracted a rare blood disease and will be dead within a month.

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whats red bubbly and looks out of a windo? a baby in a mocrowave

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knock knock who is there? Jehovah's Witness... IT IS the desire of Jehovah's Witnesses that you become better acquainted with them. You may have met them as neighbors and fellow employees or in other daily affairs of life. You may have seen them on the street, offering their magazines to passersby. Or you may have spoken briefly with them at your door. Actually, Jehovah's Witnesses are interested in you and your welfare. They want to be your friends and to tell you more about themselves, their beliefs, their organization, and how they feel about people and the world in which all of us live. To accomplish this, they have prepared this brochure for you. In most ways Jehovah's Witnesses are like everyone else. They have normal problems—economic, physical, emotional. They make mistakes at times, for they are not perfect, inspired, or infallible. But they try to learn from their experiences and diligently study the Bible to make needed corrections. They have made a dedication to God to do his will, and they apply themselves to fulfill this dedication. In all their activities they seek guidance from God's Word and his holy spirit.

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Roses are red my underwear is brown I just sharted my pants

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What's the difference between a Jew and a Muslim? -You can research and find several similarities and differences, but I will not go into detail about them.

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A brunette, redhead, and blond were on a road trip. Their car broke down in the middle of the desert. The redhead offered to get help down the road, but never returned. The blond and brunette walked the direction the redhead went, but died four days later of heat exhaustion.

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I forgot my joke about gamblers, but i bet you would have loved it!

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Q: What did ine sweaty arab man say to the other sweaty arab man? A: "I'm sweaty"

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms Knock knock Who's there Not Sally

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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