- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Peg leg Pete, yay, I know stuff too, I watched that one all the time when I was a girl.

why did the plane crash? because the pilot was a loaf of bread

Roses are red, Violets are red, I'm bleeding, Shit.

Why was the Chinese Man mistaken for the other Chinese Man? They were twins.

What happens if you roll a nickel down a street in Mexico? It eventually stops and lands on its side.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Why the long face?" The horse then precedes to beat the bartender voraciously for making fun of his religion.

Why was the boy sad? Because his family was raped and stripped of their possessions

I used to be an adventurer like you, Then I settled down in a quiet place in the woods with a girl and raised a family.

Why did Suzy fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock, knock. Who's there? Not Suzy.

an emo kid walks into mcdonalds and orders a happy meal

A: Did you know Helen Keller had a treehouse? B: No. A: Neither did she.

why couldn't sarah ride the bike? She had cerebral Palsy

Why did the man go to Lourdes Because he has lost all hope

Why did the chicken cross the road? On a fundamental level, it was pursuing evolutionary instincts, perhaps a half-bored interest in food.

Son: Mommy, Mommy can i have a cookie! Mom:Sure Honey there on the top shelf Son:But mommy i have no arms Mom:No arms, No cookies

Knock knock Whos there? Do you have a moment to talk about our lord and savior jesus christ?

how many neggers does it take to screw in a light bul.... Nvm, Neggers be too busy screwing ur wife, plus they're lazy.

Roses are red Violets are blue I like you Get in the van

Knock knock Who there? A mute Bullshit

What is the difference between a baby and a rat? I don't have a rat in a cage

Knock Knock. Who's there? William. William who? You friend...William...you invited me over.. Can I come in?

Why did Sally cross the road? She didn't, she got hit by my car.

What's pink and when you press a button it turns red? A baby in a blender. What's pink and when you hit it against the wall sounds metallic? A baby with two forks stuck in its eyes.

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