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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the black man watch basketball instead of Tennis? Because Basketball is a very popular sport to African Americans, and tests show they can just higher than Caucasians, Asians and Hispanics.

How do you get a n***r out of a tree? Cut the rope

What is a mean thing to say to Stephen Hawking? Please take a seat.

Why did children rejoice when Michael Jackson died? Because they were at a birthday party, and only heard about his death afterward.

children of those parents which re childless, often are childless too...

What's the difference between a lamp?

What's worse than slipping on a bannana peel? The Gestapo. Go to Aushwitz now.

a blonde does something stupid. she dies. its funny.

A blind man walks into a bar... And a table. And a chair.

why did the dog bark at the picture because it was ugly

how come timmy didnt brush his teeth he didnt have a toothbrush

knock knock who's there interupting black woman interu- MMMMHHHHHMMMM

Why was the Chinese Man mistaken for the other Chinese Man? They were twins.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She didn't have arms.

Knock Knock! Who's there? John.

It wa Jerry's first day of kindergarten He pulled out a .44 magnum and shot himself under the chin where he was instantly dead... Yes, dead

How many hours of sleep did Jimmy get last night? Zero, because he has insomnia. Jimmy got fired from his job today because of his lack of energy and motivation due to his disorder. His wife divorced Jimmy because he can no longer support her and their two kids.

Two men were walking down the road when one of them spotted an old lamp lying in a ditch. After examining the lamp's handiwork for several seconds one man rubbed the lamp with his shirt sleeve. The men then continued down the road.

John Jacob Jingleheimer Schmidt has a really long name.

There was a guy and a girl naked in bed, sleeping together. When they woke up they didn't remember the last 72 hours and wanted some questions answered, including Where am I? Who are you? What year is it? What's my name?

Two men walk into a bar. The first man says, "I'm Japanese!" The second man says, "I'm Japanese too!" The bartender says, "I'm also Japanese!" The bar was in Japan.

Suppose an American, an Indian, a dinosaur, and a leprechaun are on a plane together. Which one would be the first to chug a 7 pound bottle of coke? The situation is too unlikely, with the odds of it occurring being less than 1%, therefore the question cannot be answered accurately.

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