Why didn't the man have a vagina? Trick Question. Everybody has a vagina.

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Roses are red My name is Dave This makes no sense MICROWAVE

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Yo mama so old, she might die soon

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-_- i like trains ... -_-

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I’m on the new Seefood Diet… I can only eat Fish or shell fish

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Gotta disappoint you there, you see there are hundreds, perhaps thousands of similar organizations which work for the government, and those I work for are black ops, meaning that I would be putting my life in danger if I told you anything about it besides that fact. Its not listed anywhere, its not FBI, its not legislated by any government yet many governments invest their funds there, you could call it something like the interpool, and something like the underground society, except its multi-government driven... A term I sincerely do not fully understand myself, I have certain talents I put to use, but I lack the education in order to be more than a employee for these people.

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What did the two doctors say to each other? We are both doctors.

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Teagan Doherty, stop making jokes, thanks

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What's the difference between a cult leader and a television personality? On average, 3.2 inches.

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If quizzes are quizzical, then what are tests? Worth more points.

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What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't because crossing through traffic is very dangerous

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Why was the 2-year-old girl found dead in the swamp? Her mom was Casey Anthony.

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Two muffins are sitting next to each other in the dessert. A hungry and lost man passes by and considered eating one of the muffins. Unfortunately he can't make a decision in time and took of in his 4-wheel drive. The next day a camel walks by and eats one of the muffins. The camel dies instantly, apparently the muffin the camel ate was poisoned. The now not so hungry and lost man looks at the dead camel and noticed the zoo is almost closing now. The man leaves in a hurry, to cook for his family.

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A brunette is walking up the side of a river. She sees a blonde on the other side. "How did you get to the other side?" asked the brunette. "I used the bridge just a few more kilometers up" the blonde replies.

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Yo momma's so fat, however, she takes pride in her size because every body is beautiful.

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Sometimes I don't make sense, but when I do, I don't

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? She is a woman

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horses are burgers now ive got the flu watch out tescos because im gonna sue

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How do you stop an African outlaw who uses child soldiers? Angelina Jolie

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Want to know whats funnier than 24? 25

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Roses are black, Violets are too. I'm colourblind. Stop laughing.

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Q.How many dinosaur species can jump as high as a house? A.All of them, houses can't jump

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Knock knock Who's there Fookie Fookie Who? Fook you too

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