- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock Knock. Silence Knock Knock. Silence Knock Knock. Silence Busts open door "Oh right... I killed Bob last week.

So there were two... sigh... I hate my life....

Where did Sheyanne go during the bombing...... Everywhere

"Honey im home!" but his honey was dead on the floor along with his 3 kids.

Your mum is so dead, when I kick her she doesn't move.

"What's uhhh.". "Crap I forget" "Oh yeah! 32!"

What happened when a Black man ran into a white supremacist? They exchanged insurance information

Q: You know what's worse than being a mother? A: Almost everything, because being a mother is not a bad thing, in fact, it's a wonderful thing.

What do you do when your speeding and a cop is right behind you? make a complete stop and hope for the best

Why couldnt Julia find her cat? she has gone crazy from old age, her cat actually died 10 years ago

Mother Mary held her daughter 20 minutes under water. Not to save her from her troubles, just to see the funny bubbles

What's the difference between and elephant and a banana? An elephant is grey.

What do you put in a toaster? Toast, oh wait, it's bread

Mickey Mouse peed on a house. Just kidding. Micky Mouse isn't real.

Q-whats green and has eyes. A-A frog are you stupid

What's funnier than 24? 25

Q: What is harder than cleaning off baby bloodstains off a wall? A: Cleaning multiple baby blood stains off a wall.

Why did Mufasa miss his doctor's appointment? Because he was trampled to death by wildebeest

Q: How many dead babies can you fit into a bathtub? A: Depends on the size of the tub and the size of the babies.

What do you call a blonde who likes to read? A bookworm.

why did Jen fall off the swing? because she had no arms. knock knock who's there not Jen

Knock Knock Whos there? The Police, your mother just died of bowel cancer.

Why did the black guy cross the road? Because he found a crosswalk with a walk symbol near his destination.

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