Whats smarter you or the person writing this? -The answer is that i said whats smarter not whose smarter so I am smarter because you had no clue this was point less pie

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the more I study the more I know, the more I know the more I forget, the more I forget the less I know, why study?

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Whats long and black? The unemployment line

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"Knock knock." "Who's there?" "Not Sally."

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A nuclear device is dropped on hiroshima. Does it make a sound? The answer is yes because the americans are laughing in Enola Gay

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A black guy walks into a kkk meeting.

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Joker: say knock knock. Person: knock knock Joker: Who's there?

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what was so bad about hitler? he inadvertently subjected his political officials to death by rope

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I have a friend named David. He then lost his ID, now we called him Dav

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11th September jokes are just plane wrong.

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knock knock. who is there ? nobody.you have no friends.

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why couldnt justin beiber get into the club? because hes not legal

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Want to here a joke? The First Amendment.

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A gorilla walks into a bar and order a banana martini. The bartender thinks this is a little peculiar and then becomes aware he is actually dreaming. He wakes up from his dream and begins to tell his wife about the ridiculous dream he had. His wife just ignores him, the man rolls over and begins to sob because he realizes his marriage is in shambles.

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How to make Ramen like a boss Step 1: get a promotion

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Where do you go when you die? Nowhere

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so there was a frog a bear and a walrus... i forgot how the rest goes but they all die because of a nuclear holocaust

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Jake. Walsh.

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Why did the man smoke pot in the roller coaster? Because he was dyslexic and read the sign wrong and thought it read "You must be high to go on this ride."

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What does Mr. Newell have? - Diabetes. Mr. Newell has diabetes.

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How do you hide an Elephant? You paint it's toenails pink and put it in a strawberry patch. Have you ever seen an elephant in a strawberry patch.? It must work pretty well then!!

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Abbie has head so far up her arse, it just LOOKS like it's coming out her neck.

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Your family is so fat that when their feet hit the ground, it recorded 9 on the richter scale, because they were launched at the Earth at close to the speed of light, and when you account for relativistic mass effects, the amount of energy that was displaced into the ground was tremendous

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Yo mama so fat when she sat around the hous she sat AROUND the house

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