Girlfriend has 10 letters, but then again, so does freeeeedom

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What do you call a Mexican with a lawnmower? The guy I'm thinking of is named Pedro. He works hard and takes care of his family.

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this site is an antijoke

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your mom is so ugly when she entered an ugly contest they said... ok

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Why did the blonde stare at the juice carton? Because a man was pointing a shotgun at her and would kill her if she didn't do it.

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What do you call a black guy selling drugs? A pharmacist.

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what happens when steven hawking walks into a bar? everyone cheers at the miracle of science.

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Why did the koala fall out of the tree? -Because it was dead Why did the second koala fall out of the tree? -Because it was stapled to the first koala

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What does 2 + 2 equal? 4

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What did the orange say to the apple? Nothing, fruits can't talk.

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Q:Whats worse than a dead baby in a barrel? A: 8 dead babies in a barrel. Q: Whats worse than that? A: A dead baby in 8 barrels.

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black people are white when i use night gogles

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there was a Black and Mexican in a car who was driving? the cop

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What did the redneck say about his missing tractor? Where's my tators.

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Knock knock Who's there? A pedofile, get in the van Ok

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to his mother's funeral.

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H o m o comes out as homo

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How many babies does it take to paint a wall? It depends how hard you through them.

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what looks about a computer which has two wheels? a bike. i lied about the computer...

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A man comes home to find his wife sleeping with another woman. He molests them both.

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A Black and a Mexican are in the back of a car, they are carpooling to save money on gas.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chickens are rather unintelligent animals which clearly underestimate the dangers of crossing a busy road.

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What's the difference between 31 dead hookers and a Lamborghini? One is a traumatizing tragedy that left at least 31 poor families mourning for their loved ones, whom were only trying to make a living in what is a terrible economy and were unable find a better job, and the other is an overpriced sports car.

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Whats smarter you or the person writing this? -The answer is that i said whats smarter not whose smarter so I am smarter because you had no clue this was point less pie

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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