- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Tic tac toe. I never met my father

Why didn't the giraffe go to the zoo party? He didn't receive an invitation.

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? Neither has he.

Where is the last place you would find a Mexican? In a good hiding spot that you didn't think of while trying to find him.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was dead

What's the difference between a blonde and a brunette? The pigmentation of their hair follicles.

whats worse tan loosing checkers getting lit on fire

How do you get 100 Jews into a Volkswagon? You don't. It's impossible to fit that many people into a car that small.

what did Sandra bullock say to Jesse James? I hate your fickin a**!!:)

Thre jews walk into a bar i lied it was a gas chamber

Once upon a time, I farted They believe this now as the "Big Bang"

Have you seen Hellen Keller's children? No. They look just like her.

Q. What's yellow and looks like a duck? A. a baby duck

This is not a joke

You know what they say about big feet... Wow, those are some big feet.

How do you get 100 Jews in a car? It is physically impossible to fit 100 full grown homosapians into a vehicle, therefore it will not work.

What's brown and sticky? A stick. What's brown, sticky and crawls up your leg? A homesick poo.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have down syndrome duh dusfy druah

Person 1: What do you get when you cross a cow and your mom? Person 2: What? Person 1: A cow that looks like your mom

Why can't Tom Maynard play cricket anymore Because he's dead

Why couldn't billy hear his mom on the phone? Because Billy is deaf.

guess what? i dont know, what? i dont know either, i thought you knew.

whats worse then getting fired from your job? Getting raped by a giant gorilla with a 4 foot long penis following by being bitten by a very poisonous rattle snake and slowly dying a painful death.

"Hey, why won't you let me through?" "These tickets are fake." "No they aren't. LOOK OVER THERE!" The guard turns around, and then turns back. Minorly inconvenienced, he arrests the man immediately, upon which he is sent to jail and anally raped multiple times.

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