- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a black person on a bike? A cyclist.

What's the difference between Donald Trump and a refrigerator? Open a refrigerator and you will find food, typically refrigerated food like milk, eggs, you know, stuff like that.... When you open Donald Trump you will be charged with murder.

why did jimmy win the lottery? WAFFLE

Why did the man stop eating? Because he took an arrow to the knee.

A man meets the girl of his dreams. Too bad the man will die in 3 days due to terminal cancer

What's worse than a dead baby? A pile of dead babies. What's worse than a pile of dead babies? One baby is alive in the middle. What's worse than that? He is eating his way out...

Why did the man with every known fatal disease die? Old age.

Why didn't Susie's dad come home on time? He was dragged into a dark alley, then stabbed in the eye. When his body was found 2 days later, Susie couldnt stand the loss and hung herself the day after her father was found.

Lil Wayne's rapping career

what do you do to gay guy who wants to have anal sex with you? beat him with a steel baseball bat in his face.

You know what's the least funniest part about cancer? I am about to die in about a month or so.

How do black men eat chicken? Chicken goes in bone come out.

How do you make an electrician cry? You cut off his friend's penis.

Roses are red, Violets are red, Grass is red. OH SHIT THE GARDENS ON FIRE!

people can be soooo loud!!!!!!! sooo loud that they wake up helen keller!!!!!!

I'd like to make this joke funnier but I can't. It's stupid. I don't even like it.

man: hey whats that in the corner? Bartender: thatssteve his wife left him and he is trying to drown his saddness is addiction.

who would win in a gang battle? WEST COAST SWAG

Why did moral man lose his superpowers? Because he read the pointless superpowers section and realized its pointless... Moral: yeah this is my power... :(

What did the mute man say to his mother? Seeing as mute men can't talk, we'll never know

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What's the difference between a jew and a jew? They both died in the gas chamber.

(A man in a dark van pulls up)... Hey kids can you come help me find my puppy? The kids get in the car and they find the puppy in a near by park. The kids are then safely returned home.

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