- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Fire is red Water is blue Earth is brown Air is transparent

How do you confuse a blond? Dress up as Lady Gaga and yell "Ni!" in her face.

What did the octopus say to the squid? Nothing, considering these two species can't speak.

Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: It was dead. Q: Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? A: It was stapled to the first one. Q: Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? A: Peer pressure.

What did michael say to sam? (pedo face) YEH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

why did the man steal change from the tip jar? he wanted another state quarter for his collection

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What do you call a dog with no legs? A dog with no legs

What's brown, no one likes and has had a bad history? Dog poop

Why didn't the man say, "Hello, Morgan Freeman!" when his friend walked by? Because his friend wasn't Morgan Freeman.

PSP... Is a cat... you can throw against the wall.

What did the little girl with no arms or legs get for christmas? Nothing, she was Jewish.

whats the difference between virgin and a porn star?? A virgin hasn't got aids.

Why did the girl fall off of the swing? Because she didn't have any arms.

why did the plane crash the pilot was a loaf of bread

why did the chicken cross the road. to get to the other side. but it didnt. ROADKILL

The blondes on the opposite part of the lake is a pretty good joke

What's funnier than seeing a baby falling from the empire state building? Stopping his speed with a shovel

Knock knock Who's there? Tom Tom who? Tom Rodgers I don't know you Tom decides to leave the house because the person in the house does not recognize him

Why was the man sad? Because he found his 80 year old mother had been raped and murdered in her home...

Q.What has flashing lights and really bad dancing A.Baby haveing an eppilectic fit

How do you confuse a blonde? The same way you confuse a brunette or redhead, hair color has nothing to do with an individual's intelligence.

There were once three bears who lived in a cottage in the forest. They left to go to the market one day. While they were gone a blonde girl walked into their cabin. Meanwhile at the market, everyone was freaking out that there were bears there.

Why didn't the baby learn to walk? It got hit by a car.

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