If I have a penny, and I give it to Michael Jackson, What will he do with it? Nothing. He's dead.

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What follows 2 days of rain? Statistically more rain, but you'll have to check the weather report to be sure.

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I agree

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My daughter is dying of AIDS.

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Whats worse than being rapped by a giant scorpion. Being gangbanged by a couple giant scorpions

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What do you call a bad anti joke? And anti joke

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU..

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Pain is temporary. However, the scars from 3rd degree burns are forever.

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A bartender walks into the man and the bar said nothing because it was inanimate.

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Three guys at the beach decided to bet on who could swim the farthest. The first guy, could not swim so he lost. The second guy got a cramp right away. The third one swam far away into the distance, and was not seen or heard on for days... Three weeks later his corpse was found floating by the shore. The other two died out of guilt.

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What do you call someone who has slept for 48 hours straight? Dead.

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What did the boy reading a book do?  Well, studies show that reading connects the synapses in the human brain, thus, making said boy reading the book a tad bit smarter.

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Knock Knock. Who's There? Billy. Oh, come on in. You could have just knocked on my door or rang doorbell without saying "Knock Knock" though, that's kind of childish.

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Q:What's the greatest part about having sex with twenty five year old girls? A: There's 20 of them

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Why did peter shake the baby? To kill it and rape its dead corpse

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Q: what is white and can't climb trees? A: A refrigerator

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Nature is filled with wondrous things. No really, this isn't a joke.

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Why is little johnny sad? He won the lottery but then found out the next day he had cancer and cried in a corner.

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Add William Wright On Facebook Answer- www.facebook.com/public/William-Wright

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When you cross a bird on the sidewalk what do you do??? Run in big circles.

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Daym im romantic

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your mom is so fat, she stepped on the scale and said, "I really need to eat better and I'm thinking about getting a gym membership." She did so, and she lost so much weight that all her friends congratulated her everywhere she went, and some didn't even recognize her.

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why did the mom beat up her son with downs because he was matt daly

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Why are plants green? Plants are green due to the chloroplast organelles found in their cells. These membrane bound organelles are exclusive to plant cells and are used to convert sun light to usable chemical energy. This energy is stored in the form of ATP molecules, or adenosine triphosphate. When one of the three phosphate groups of an ATP molecule is removed, the molecule releases the energy put into this bond and becomes ADP, or adenosine diphosphate. Throughout this process, the organelle fulfills its sole function and at the same time gives plants their green color our eyes perceive today.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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