- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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There is a high speed police pursuit when suddenly the suspect's car skids and crashes into a field. Two cows witness the commotion, when one turns to the other and says "Moo".

What's the difference between Nelly and Common? One of them is an artist and one of them is a businessman.

A-S-S-H-O-L-E!!!! Everybody A-S-S-H-O-L-E!!!!

What happened to the deaf, dumb, and blind kid? I don't know. Niether does he.

Why is there no gambling in Africa? Because there's no money in Africa.

What's black and is as fast as a car? A black car.

What do grass and cows have in common? They both say "moo" except for grass

Why is Helen Keller a bad driver? Because she is blind.

Have you ever tried Ethiopian food? Neither have they.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he has an abusive farmer and needs to get away before it gets any worse.

A black man, a jewish man and a white man walk into a bar. The black man shoots the bartender, the white man takes the money and the jewish man holds the customers hostage.

Why was maddison sad Becasue he was born with a fucking gay name

Why did suzie fall off the swing? Because She had no arms. Why did suzie fall off again? Becauze Jimmy was trying to snipe her in the head the first time

What's the difference between an ostridge? It can neither fly.

Wanna hear a clean joke? I took a bath with bubbles. Wanna hear a dirty joke? Bubbles is the girl next door.

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How do you put a bananna in a mini-van? Walk up to the mini-van and stick it in the backseat.

What's the difference between a woman and the Universe ? One is full of mysteries mankind may never understand, the other is, well, the Universe.

Why did Johnny lose the race he got jawed by a pack of chimpanzees

Knock Knock ************************** No-one's home

How do you get a kid to shut up? You ducttape his mouth,legs, and arms and throw him in a pit

What do you call a pig that does karate? By its name. Pigs are often referred to by something regarding the 'Oink' sound that they make. Perhaps in this instance, the pigs name was Oinky. However, this is only a supposition. The range of names is really too wide to make a fair prediction.

How do you get a jewish girls number check her wrist

What did the onion say to the the the other other onion Ima cut you fool and make yall cry

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