What's black, white and re(a)d all over ? A penguin in a blender.

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Your mom is so fat that she should watch her weight and maintain a healthy diet.

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Why are Jews always so clean? Because they never come out of the shower.

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What is a homeless man for Halloween? A garbage bag

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What did the apple say to the pear? Fred, you are going insane and i'm getting a divorce.

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Around 10PM on a Saturday two Irishmen walk into a bar. They order up a round of drinks, and comment on the appearance of several women in the place whom they believe to be single. After finishing up their drinks, the one Irishman asks the other if he'd like another one. The other says no, that he promised his wife he'd be back soon with diapers for the baby. He thanks his friend for the drink and leaves for home. The remaining Irishman orders up another "round" from the bartender, but really it's only one drink he is ordering, being he is only one person.

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What happens if you Put a Mental Patient in a cage He goes crazy, Develops schizophrenia and Eventually dies of Many Incurable Diseases

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't.

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What did the fish say when he swam into a wall? Nothing, he was a fish.

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A man... walks.

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A black man and a white man are in a car. Which one is driving? A person who is legally allowed and physically capable of operating and automobile.

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jacob mckeand sucks his own dick, lol jokes, he has jamie for that

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Q: Who stole the cookies from the cookie jar? A: A burglar

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Roses are Red, Violets are Violet, Not Blue, Kill yourself.

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How do the Kardashians change a light bulb? They buy a new mansion

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If Michael Jackson were alive today, what would he be doing? Scratching at the top of his coffin.

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What did one wardrobe say to another wardrobe? Clothes.

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Why did the girl kill herself? Because she was brutally raped

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if it walks like a duck and looks like a duck your probably looking at a goose

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Why did Daniel Nitz cross the road during rush hour? Because he's an idiot.

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What s the difference between a pigeon ?

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What did the priest say to the little boy? "Reading antijokes in rapid succession takes almost all humor from them."

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what's worse than a pile of dead babies? a pile of dead babies with a live one at the bottom eating its way out.

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Did you hear about the mail man without a mail truck? He walked

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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