Why didn't Charlie Sheen lose? Because he's always winning.

What's the difference between a dead baby and a Ferrari? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? That would depend on the individual situation at hand and to assume you could accurately estimate that is ridiculous.

How did superman always save the day? Because he was a fictional tv actor so he could do whatever he wanted to.

Annld so the penguin said, "This is my most casual outfit!"

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whats the difference between and clorox wipe and a paper towel? a clorox wipe is wet.

Q: What do you call a kid with no arms and an eye patch? A: Names

Did it hurt when you fell from heaven, or have you been in a wheelchair all your life?

Why were there a series of riots in london? The police shot and killed a man who was threatening them and thus caused his friends to get angry and caused other people to lose control.

How many ADD kids does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Let's ride bikes!

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm ovulating

What do you get when you cross Justin Bieber with a chicken? Most likely some kind of singing human-chicken monster, although given the little research done on cross-species splicing, this is a highly improbable circumstance.

Q: What's worse than finding a hundred dead babies, in one bin? A: Finding one dead baby, in a hundred bins.

What do you call an old widow with 12 cats? Forever alone.

Whats 10 times worse than a war? Ten wars.

A blonde walked into a bar.

Two drums and a sybol fall off the edge of a cliff. They hit a random pedestrian at the bottom killing him instantly. da-dum ch

What starts with P and ends with ORN? POPCORN

what do you call a guy who makes racist jokes? an insensitive bastard

What did the collage professor say to the plumber? Hi.

How to you get a clown off a swing? You shoot it in the face.

What does a blonde's pussy taste like? The same as her brain, cabbage.

A wooly mammoth and a dodo bird walk into a bar. Just kidding.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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