'Knock Knock' 'Who's there?' 'My name is Boo, I'm sorry,I think I was given the wrong address, I'll be on my way now' Boo walks away from the unsuspecting person's front door and goes to the next house along in the hope of finding the house he was originally searching for.

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If you saw two guys named Hambone and Flippy, which one would you think liked dolphins the most? I'd say Flippy, wouldn't you? You'd be wrong, though. It's Hambone.

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A cat walks into a bar. What's the first thing it says? Absolutely nothing. It was knocked out.

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Why did the 6 year old girl go to therapy? Because her step dad raped her.

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How old is Batman? Old enough to be a bat.

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I just pooped in my boyfriends mouth. He ate it. Ps. I am a boy

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When I was just a little kid, my daddy lest the house and we all joined him to wherever he wanted to live.

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Roses are green Violets are grey Tulips are a lighter grey I am colorblind.

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A priest, R Kelly, and Michael Jackson walk into a bar. They proceed to molest small children.

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Lets go Yankees

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Yeah, me too. The car just ran straight through the stoplight and it was all over...

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Q: what do you call a man that see's a unicorn A: hallucinating

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Q) How do you kill a blue elephant? A) Shoot it with a blue elephant gun. Q) How do you kill a pink elephant? A) Hold its trunk until it turns blue, then shoot it with a blue elephant gun. Q) How do you kill a white elephant? A) Tickle it until it turns pink, hold its trunk until it turns blue, then shoot it with a blue elephant gun.

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A black man walks into an all white bar. He was escorted out, ten months later he died of a heart attack

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your mothers smells so bad,because she has poor hygiene skills

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What's pink fluff? Pink fluff. What's blue fluff? Pink fluff holding it's breath. What's red fluff? Angry pink fluff. Ask me if I'm a truck. Are you a tr-- No. What's green and has wheels? Grass. I was just lying about the wheels. What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding half a worm in your apple, 'cause the other half's in your mouth. What's worse than finding half a worm in your apple? Angry pink fluff. What's worse than angry pink fluff? The holocaust. That's not funny. Stop laughing.

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A man walks into a bar gets hurt and falls over

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what do jews like the most? money, because they're all greedy fat nosed cunts

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Why was the woman worried? She was coughing up blood

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what did chloe say to alexis? you took my phone

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Error 37.

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Your mom was so fat, She was overweight.

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Why did the duck cross the road? Because it was going to the destination he wanted to go to.

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Have you ever ate a donut? Yes I have. In fact, the donut I ate recently was fairly delicious.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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