I'm on a seafood diet. It consists of prawns and tuna.

What color was the black guy's skin? Brown

Getting up for a black person on a buss

Lol, thats funny, sorry for asking, but is your eye doing better? Was their IQ test the same one you get when you enter their site?

a mother: my little boy always asks me to take him to see dinosaurs...but they are extinct. me: take him to a museum you dumb bitch!

Joker: say knock knock. Person: knock knock Joker: Who's there?

what was so bad about hitler? he inadvertently subjected his political officials to death by rope

You know whats better than 24? 25

why couldnt justin beiber get into the club? because hes not legal

You will not press the like button.

Q:Why did the old man die? A:Because he had Cancer in his hole body.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was in the designated crosswalk area and there was no oncoming traffic.

why did the women give her sister a present because it was her birthday

How do you hide an Elephant? You paint it's toenails pink and put it in a strawberry patch. Have you ever seen an elephant in a strawberry patch.? It must work pretty well then!!

guess what chicken butt

A ninja walked into a dojo and was kindly greeted by his master.

Whats black white and red all over? A decapitated panda.

What is the greatest lie ever? "I have read and agree to the Terms of Service"

so a square said to another square,your rather obtuse oh wait squares cant talk,whats going on. later that day,chuckles realizes he isnt funny -chuckles

Why are there no casinos in Africa? Because of the exceptionally high poverty rate.

how do goldfishes drown? you pull them backward water fills there lung and there die

April showers bring May flowers! And what do May flowers bring? Bees. Lots and lots of bees.

Why can't Stephen Hawking run a marathon? Because it takes years of hard training to accomplish such a remarkable feat.

What do a turtle and a tree have in common? They both can fly except for the turtle............and the tree

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