Why did my bed broke? Becaus i had sex with your mom!

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Why did the man crossed the busy road? Because he was sick of life.

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What did the Japanese man do to the pizza? He ate it.

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What do you call five black guys surrounding one white guy who bosses them around? Whatever his name is.

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what is red, black, and blue all over? A horribly painted room.

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why did michele jackson rape a kid. because he was horny duhhhh!

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Why did the batmobile lose a wheel? The joker was raping robin too hard

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Q: Why did the guy ring the doorbell? A: Because he was sick of all the crappy knock-knock jokes

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What did one teacher say to the other teacher? We're both under-payed.

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What did one skeleton say to the other? Nothing... Skeletons don't have vocal cords

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Knock Knock Who's There? Your Best friend. Did you forget what I looked like?

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Theres an irishman , scottish man and a welsh man on a plane they where going to france

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have alzheimers Roses are red Violets are blue Cabbage

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What's worse than finding a worm in your Holocaust? Oh, wait, I said it wrong...

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Q: what did the dad get for playing baseball with his son? A: a line drive to his balls

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I once saw a fat child eating a sandwich. I wondered what was inside.

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I get more excited then my dog when I give her a treat

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was a green man.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, most chickens are held on farms, but those that do roam free are afraid of automobiles so therefore they wouldn't go near a road at all. But if the chicken was located in a deserted town there would be no traffic, so then it would be able to cross freely over any road there and not get injured or mortally wounded.

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What did one cat say to another? Cats cant talk

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It died. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first one. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

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Why did Suzie fall of the swing? Because she had no arms. Why did she fall of the second time? I pushed her.

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A bar walks into a man. The drink orders a bartender. And then the money walks home. End The.

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What does a fish say when it swims into a wall? Damn

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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