- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What smells like old people and is white? Talcum Powder.

I have sexdaily. I mean dyslexic. Fcuk!

What do a book and a tractor have in common? Both are for driving, except the book.

Why was the kid hungry? Because he lived in Africa.

knock knock, whos there? your neighbor's cat..no not really, but your sister just got raped

Roses are red Violets are blue This poem is random Microwave

Romeny or Obama? Obamney

Why was there an awkward silence? Because numerous people gathered in a room were not talking.

What's the difference between Dick Cheney and Obama? When Obama shoots someone in the face it's bin Laden.

Whats long, hard, and filled with seaman... a mans penis

A man walks into a bar. Except its a metal bar, and he fractures his skull on it. He died in the hospital a few hours later

What's worse than getting a bruise? AIDS.

hi penis ham telephone

What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a Lamborghini? I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage.

Why was Frankenstein green? Because he painted himself green. Frankenstein is the scientist, not the monster.

I was raped the other day... I still did more work than the bitch

Patient: I thonk I'm gonna die Doctor: well will ya hurry up and die already? I've got to treat a kid with a paper cut.

What's black and hanging from the tree in my backyard? My black, tree-hugging friend.

I dyslexic man walks into a bra. This incident had no relation whatsoever to his condition. The bra was just in an unusual and inconvenient location, and he wasn't paying much attention to where he was going.

Republicans

What's purple and tastes like grapes? Grapes

Who invented the Iceberg Salad? The Titanic

What did the homeless children get for christmas? Hypothermia

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