- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Sandy fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock-knock. Who's there? Not Sandy.

Why did Jimmy fall of his tractor? Because Jimmy doesn't have any arms or legs...Why doesn't Jimmy have any arms and legs? Cause Jimmy is a potato.

What do you call a barn full of black people? antique farm equipment.

What's that on my back? Tell me it's your phone ! Its my phone.

If i have a remote that can switch people to mute, the number 1 people will be asian, and it will be on the train.

A mother with a bum hip and her son go to walk up a set of stairs in the mall. The floor was slippery because the janitor just mopped the floor. They decide to take the elevator instead.

roses are red violets are blue get down your trousers cause im waiting for you

2 nuns in the bath, One says "wears the soap" the other says "Over there, next to the shampoo"

give a man a blow job and he'll come for a second. teach a man to blow job and .... no that just doesn't work

I have sexdaily. I mean dyslexic. Fcuk!

Carol never wore her safety goggles. Neither did Hellen Keller.

A man... walks.

How do you stop the baby from touching the stove? Cut of its arms.

why did the pirate have a patch? to crack the software he had downloaded

i was scrolling through the anti-jokes and saw one that just said refridgerator. i laughed. penis.

What's long, brown, and runs across a family's backward? A fence.

What is black and blue, with nothing to do? The prostitute in my basement.

There were three men standing outside. They were enjoying the nice weather.

Why did the little boy drop his lollipop? He got hit by a car.

What ended in the year 1970? 1969

You know what they say about priests with big rosaries? I don't know, it's in Latin.

Justin Bieber hits puberty

I'm attracted to you like the earth is attracted to the sun. With a force that is inversely proportional to the distance squared.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? She's dead.

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