- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What happened when Sally got hit by a truck? WHO CARES CALL 911!!!!

Q: Imagine you are driving a boat, and the wheel falls off. So how many pancakes can you fit in that box? A: None, because the oranges couldn't talk.

Why was the kid crying? Cause he had a frog stapled to his face.

What's green and has wheels? Grass. I lied about the wheels.

I leave you with a riddle, I am round. I am an orange. What am I?

What's the best part about having sex with a 9 year old in the shower? Pedophilia is a crime, and the people that do it are very sick individuals. The fact that you even thought there was a 'best' part disgusts me.

What's worse than having sex with a woman who has been dead for 10 minutes? Having sex with a woman who has been alive for 10 minutes.

What do you call a man that eats a sandwich? Hungry.

What did the fan of Justin Beiber say? Nothing there are no fans.

Where did the did the Islamic person fly the jet to? Ben Gurion International Airport located in Israel

roses are red, violets are blue, tom cruise is gay

Why did the door close? Because I closed it.

What do you call a bunch of Mexicans running down a hill jail brake

Roses are red.. Your child is also red.. I drove my car over his face. <3

how do u get to your favorite chinese restaurant? wok.

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a toothpick

Why doesn't anybody like the octopus? There anti-social creatures by nature

What do you call a dog with no legs? A dog with no legs

In Soviet Russia, life was very hard due to the failing economy and oppressive government.

Gas prices are so high, I've had to resort to walking and riding my bike.

There were once three bears who lived in a cottage in the forest. They left to go to the market one day. While they were gone a blonde girl walked into their cabin. Meanwhile at the market, everyone was freaking out that there were bears there.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? To get to the other side.

Why did the chicken kross the road? It didn't because it was a highway and it got hit by a bus.

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