why did the black man attend the AA meeting? his wife told him the only way she would stay with him is if he would attend these meetings, he was an alcoholic and is dying of liver failure.

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Why was the teenage girl pregnant? She got raped by her dad.

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you know what they say, Big man, Big hypertrophic cardiomyopathy, shame he died

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What do you call an indian driving a plane? A pilot.

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roses are red violets are blue clean up that **** or no sex 4 u

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ATH: if for every 1 minute for billy is 5 minutes and every 5 minutes is an hour than billy is on acid and needs to come down.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Gestapos.

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What did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas? rockband

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What did the fly say when he went to Dunkin Donuts? Can I have a doughnut?

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Wanna hear a joke about my penis? Oh wait; it would be quite unsanitary to talk about my genitals in front of you.

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Q: Why was the boy so sad? A: His parents were just killed in a car wreck, therefore orphaning him and his five brothers and sisters and leaving them with no money, food, or shelter due to lack of steady income and the fact that their house had been foreclosed on.

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Roses are red, Violets are red, Why do I have a Virtual Boy?

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Chuck Norris can right-click with a mac mouse

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Apple juice.

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I dream of a world where chickens can cross the road and not have their motives questioned.

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A man walks into a bar carrying a piece of asphalt under his arm. The bartender says, "We don't serve construction workers here."

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Hey, did you guys hear what happened the Steve Jobs? He died.

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Why did the guy crash? He was texting.

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There were three soap salesmen in a bar. They were comparing how good they were at selling their wares. "I'm so good that I sell 60% of my soap bars each day," says the first salesman, bragging. The second one wasn't to be outdone. "I'm so good that I sell 80% of my soap bars," he declared. The last salesmen, who, up to the moment had been relatively quiet, suddenly said in a calm and collected manner, "Oh that's nothing. I'm so good that I sell all of my soap bars each day."

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being drunk in a mall sounds like it would be alot of fun . . . . . . . but that is public intoxication and that is against the law

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Little Stephanie was up all night on Christmas eve excited for her new bike that Santa was going to bring her. After tossing and turning for what seemed like decades, the sunset finally arose and Stephanie ran down the steps to unwrap her new bike with the family. Immediately after she went down the staircase, she found her parents marinated in their own blood, with knife wounds all around their body.

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What's brown and sticky? A Stick

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Who's a pedophile and not afraid to show it? The clown from McDonald

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What's the difference between a piano and a fish? A piano is an instrument, fish is an animal

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Anti Joke

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