What do Hitler and Jesus have in common? Facial hair.

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People used to throw rocks at whores. Now they're throwing wood. *Hint. Hint.*

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What do you get when you cross the color pink and pie? A penis ate the answer.

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Q: What do a dead cat and a flower have in common. A: Nothing, just go away.

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was a sociopathic murderer.

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why did the bus hit the kid? he dropped his ice cream.

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What do you get when you cross a RPG with a cell phone? A microwave

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how do you spend all your money you go buy stuff

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He walked in a bar

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Chuck Norris farted and... several people looked around uncomfortably, not knowing how to react to the embarrassing situation.

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what"s short , has a tail , and is amazing ? maddy cartwright i lied about the tail!

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A dying man walked into a shop and started to look at the clothing on display. Then he died.

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You wanna know what's totally out of this world? The moon

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What happened to the man who had the most loving parents and family when he was born, had an amazing childhood which he shared with so many good friends, was loved everywhere, helped the poor, started a fundraiser for starving kids in africa, got a college education, helped a complete stranger get off his drug addiction, married a beautiful woman, bought a nice house and had 3 children who he loved dearly and spent time with as much as he possibly could, tucked them in every night and enjoyed every second of his life as if it was his last? He died.

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their was a black man in my family tree hes still hanging on

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Why couldn't the chicken cross the road? It had no legs.

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Why was the African American man afraid of dogs? He had a terrible childhood memory of being violently dry humped by a german shepherd.

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Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is a Sociopath with a very violent history.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Boo To whom is Boo?

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Why did the black man buy watermellon? Because he was having a barbecue in his suburban neighborhood and he wanted some fruit.

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Your friend says "Hi" What do you say back? You say "chunky salsa?" She said "what?" You think she knows you made out with her boyfriend last night. So... You blurt out " I'm SO sorry I made out with your boyfriend lastnight" Know.... Your dead meat.

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Whats the difference between an Irish wedding and an Irish funeral?? Theres one less drunk.

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what was the last pizza place the twin towers ordered from? Domino's

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