What's funnier than an knock knock joke???? Dancing narwhals pooping talking soup

What's worse than getting raped then killed? Getting killed then raped.

What's green and apple-y? You're gay.

What is just as real as a unicorn? World peace

How many Black People does it take to change a lightbulb? One. Changing a lightbulb is a very simple task.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because it would be hazardous to other motorists well-being.

What did the white man say to the black man? Hi i'm Steve, it's nice to meet you

Have you seen the Hobbit? Yes they're taking him to Isengard

Why is it when birds fly in a "V" shape one side is longer? There's more birds on that side.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't. Our fast paced American society holds little value for birds of any species and this particular chicken was flattened by Ford F-150.

You're momma's so fat..Oh wait she's not.

Q: why did the blind man walk off the bridge? A: because he was blind.

Roses are red My name is Dave This makes no sense MICROWAVE

Why did the little boy chase after his ball? Because it rolled away

Why was the man's foot hot? Because it was stuck in a toaster.

i didn't listen to a word you just said but...HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAAHAHAHAHHAAHAHAHAHAHA

If you're reading this, you can read.

Yo mamma's so fat, that she weighs alot.

Once a upon a time there was a boy whom likes cheese. The boy: I like Cheese and thats the end of the story

A walks out of a bar and the joke is cut off by a-

what's funnier than a dead baby in a clown costume? philanthropy

Why couldn't the child with down syndrome zip up their jacket.... it was a button jacket ... you asshole

penis

How many dead babies does it take to change a lightbulb? None they're dead

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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