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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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When I was just a little kid, my daddy lest the house and we all joined him to wherever he wanted to live.

A man walks into a bar. He suffered concussions later that night.

Why did the black man die of leukemia? Overexposure to radioactive materials due to his career as a nuclear engineer.

A pregnant woman walks into a bar and miscarries.

Why was the boy afraid of the dark? he was blind

Your moms so old. She might die soon

"Ask me if I'm a tree," "Are you a tree?" "No."

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Knock knock Who's there The military, your son died last night.

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yo mamas so fat she probably has to wear a gerdle when she leaves the house.

Brothers and sisters,I have none. But my sister's daughter is also my daughter...

What did Batman say to Superman? Nothing, he killed him with a kryptonite spear.

What do call a someone with no arms, legs, and has an eye patch? Names

What did the grape do after it was stepped on? Nothing, as it was incapacitated, and even under normal circumstances, it would be incapable of performing any voluntary actions as it is only a grape.

What do you get when you cross a 747 with a passenger train? A large colission with hundreds dead and injured.

I met a fat girl and fucked her on an elevator. . . It was wrong on so many levels.

I hate it when I go running and my diick always gets road rash from being dragged So I cut it off

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Knock knock ? Who's there ? Ipe Ipe who ? You sick basterd !

Why did the chicken cross the road? He crossed the road to get to a podium. He then made a lond speech about how chickens should be able to cross a road with out having their motives questioned.

What is hotter than a lightbulb. The Sun.

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