- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the man say when he saw a tornado coming his way? "Oh my god, that's a tornado. I better get out of its way so I don't get injured.

What did the orphan boy get for Christmas? Exactly what he had asked for because UNICEF do a wonderful job.

After visiting the dentist, Ke$ha had sixteen cavities because brushing your teeth with bottles of jack causes plaque to build up.

If you're American outside of the bathroom, then what are you inside the bathroom? An American inside of a bathroom.

how do you make my dad say oww? throw a baseball bat at him.

What do u call a mixture of black people and asian people. Breakfast- Scrambled Eggs and Sausage

Why did the black guy get kicked out of the bar? He was riding a jack hammer

did you know towels can cause dry skin?

Simon says.. Nothing because he's deaf.

You're so stupid, you had to take part in special classes in school, and despite this specific attention to your educational development, you've made no major progress.

Suppose an American, an Indian, a dinosaur, and a leprechaun are on a plane together. Which one would be the first to chug a 7 pound bottle of coke? The situation is too unlikely, with the odds of it occurring being less than 1%, therefore the question cannot be answered accurately.

Why did the farmer's wife leave the farm? Because she was a lesbian.

A bear walks into a bar, and says "I would like a pint of..........beer." The bar tender asked "why the long pause?" The bear replies "I think I just had a stroke."

What did the very inquisitive poor black guy say to the very rich white man at the train station? Nothing, they didn't know each other. And they both had their iPods in. And they were at different train stations. And they were in different countries. And the black guy died 20 years ago.

What do you get if you mix a Bulldog and a Shih Tzu? A new breed of dog.

What's black, white, and red all over? Half of a dalmatian.

Why did the boy drown? Because he was actually a brick. I lied about him being a boy.

What is green and can hurt your eyes? I don't know, but its definitely not a laser pointer.

what do you call a cat with no tail? smithers.

2 men walked into a bar. the other one ducked.

What dies but was never living? The hopes and dreams of small children.

Why are black people so good at basketball? they can SHOOT, STEAL and RUN.

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