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whats worse then finding a worn in your apple the holocaust whats worse then the holocaust two worms in your apple

what did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? Were both lawyers!

your period is red your waffle is blue find a way to fix it or no sex for you!

How many black men does it take to change a light bulb? One, they're really capable people, unless they're handi-capped then they'll ask someone else to do it for them.

An old asian woman is driving down the freeway a drunk driver merges into her lane. Everyone is ok because she keeps a safe distance behind.

Whats better then free candy from a guy in a van? Trying to find his lost puppy so his kids don't cry.

A lady walks into her bedroom and sees her boy friend having sex with another girl. She hears the phone ring and a voice says "your grandma died".

A man dies on the operating table and finds himself in front of the Pearly Gates. St Peter looks at him and says " You are having a hallucination due to all the drugs they have given you and because your brain releases chemicals when you die. I am not real and there is not heaven or a god." Upon resuscitation the man contemplates his hallucination and becomes an Atheist.

roses are red violets are blue that's just the way god made them

What did one homo-sexual say to his four homo-sexual friends? Were One Direction!!

If life though you lemons, through skittles at them and say tast the freakin rainbow.

Why did the tortoise cross the road? To get to the other side.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock, knock Whos there? docter doctor who? yes how did you know?

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What did the kid say when his parents were killed? Nothing. He's a vegetable

What did the little girl buy for her cat? A box to bury him in.

What do you call a black doctor? A doctor you racist

Whats black and flys out of a car? Pupies stuffed in a bag.

whats worse then finding a worn in your apple the holocaust whats worse then the holocaust two worms in your apple

what did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? Were both lawyers!

a woman votes!

your period is red your waffle is blue find a way to fix it or no sex for you!

How many black men does it take to change a light bulb? One, they're really capable people, unless they're handi-capped then they'll ask someone else to do it for them.

Tough crowd tonight...

An old asian woman is driving down the freeway a drunk driver merges into her lane. Everyone is ok because she keeps a safe distance behind.

Whats better then free candy from a guy in a van? Trying to find his lost puppy so his kids don't cry.

A lady walks into her bedroom and sees her boy friend having sex with another girl. She hears the phone ring and a voice says "your grandma died".

roses are red violets are blue that's just the way god made them

What did one homo-sexual say to his four homo-sexual friends? Were One Direction!!

If life though you lemons, through skittles at them and say tast the freakin rainbow.

Why did the tortoise cross the road? To get to the other side.

What comes after 69? 70

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