A man walks into a bar, gets caught in a knife fight, and dies horribly. The funeral was closed casket.

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A man brings his entire family in to meet a show producer. The producer says, "Okay, let's see what you got." The man then proceeds to lead his family through a variety of acts, including showcasing the proper way to drink English tea and how to dress for a polo match. When they finish, the producer asks, "And just what do you call your act?" To which the man replies, "The Aristocrats!"

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side. Worlds first anti joke.

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Why did the little boy leave his bike on the side of the road? He was kidnapped and his body was found 2 weeks later at Penn State

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roses are red violets are blue you little stupid a*s b**ch i aint f***ing with you

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A black guy and a Hispanic guy are in a car together. Who's driving? The black guy.

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a man walks into a bar and it hurts

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A guy walks into a bar. The bartender says "Why the long face?" The guy didn't respond because he was deaf.

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A horse walks into a bar, and the bartender says,"Why the long face?" The horse replies,"I have terminal cancer."

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A blond walks into an electronics store. Then she promptly walks out, as she got the wrong store.

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what does a black person and an elephant have in common? what? they are both living beings who have their place in the world.

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Why did the whale rape a guy? He wanted to see what would happen.

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why was 14 scared of 15? 7-8-9

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Q What did the Whale say to the Giraffe? A Why are you in the ocean?

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What happens if an unmovable object gets hit by an unstoppable force? To get to the other side.

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What do you call a man with no home or family? Charles Manson…He currently resides in jail.

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What did the man say to g**guy we are both g**

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What did dick Cheney say to his friend that he accidentally shot in the face while quail hunting? Sorry for shooting you in the face

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2 nuns were in a bathtub. One says to the other "Could you pass me the soap please?" The other replies, "What do you think I am, a radio?"

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What do you get when you cross a hippo with a dishwasher? 7 7 7 7 7 7 7 7 7 7 7 7 7 7 7 7 7 7 7 7 7

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Youre in your car, and you stop at a light you see a home less person holding a sign that says "Home less and hungry, anything helps." You ask if they want a box of cereal, "No thanks." They replied, you ask why not? "Well, I really just want to go to the movies."

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A married couple is arguing over the temperature in their house. The wife wants it at 62 degrees and the husband wants it at 74. What should they do? Nothing while they are arguing their daughter decides to put it at 32 and freeze them to death

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A white straight man, a black gay man, and an Asian bisexual woman walk into a bar. They are enjoying their drinks until one overly intoxicated man makes a remark towards the group in reference to their diversity in race, sexual orientation, and sex. The bar crowd is enthused with the drunk man's genius in not only constructing a joke to cover all three categorical descriptions of the group, but in guessing each member's sexuality based on their respective appearances.

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Chuck Norris goes to the mars to fight the marshuns he then die's soon after because there is lack of oxegen on mars and theres no marshuns.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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