An Englishman, an American and a Frenchman are standing on the side of a cliff. The Englishman jumps off the cliff. The American also jumps off the cliff. He is followed by the Frenchman. Suicide and depression are major problems in today's world regardless of nationality.

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I like my coffee like i like my woman.... with big titis.

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What did the kid say before he died Nothing he was terminally ill

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Knock Knock. I paid good money for a doorbell. Use it, please.

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wanna here a joke? you.

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Where do fat girls go to eat doughnuts? Jenny Craig

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Why was the dyslexic cowboy crying when he came into school that day? He had chronic diarrhea.

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What do you call a larger individual having intense sex with a smaller individual? Rape.

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What's the best part about having sex with twenty four year olds? There's twenty of them.

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Knock knock." "Who's there?" "Your doorbell is broken.

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Did you hear about the guy who came onto his best friend's wife? Yeah, she handed him some kleenex after and told him to wipe it off.

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What did Tarzan say when he saw the elephants coming? Here come the elephants.

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"Honey im home!" but his honey was dead on the floor along with his 3 kids.

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You are being like super pervert now, I would never ever even try weed, cocaine is the real deal, you know I do not mean that. Anyway does it work on everyone?

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What did the UPS man bring Sara? a box. whats inside it is only Sara's buisness

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What did the black guy do with his gun? Shoot a deer

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You know what they say about men with big feet? Big penis.

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Uh, well I think of it as quirky and charming, odd weird, maybe unexpected, I could have looked it up but I am dying of lack of sleep here.

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Q: Why wouldn't the other kids play with Timmy at recess? A: Because he was a burn victim and had no face.

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why did the woman call the police? because there was a murderer pointing a gun at her at her son.

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What's Green and has wheels? Grass. I lied about the wheels

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Whats the difference between a polish drunkard and a German scholar? They are two different nationalities.

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monster under your bed? thank god im in your closet...........

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What the the newly born male dog get for his first birthday? A loss of two testicles.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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