- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats black and hanging from a tree in my backyard? A tire swing

what kind of dog has no tail? a hot dog

Dan walked into a jelly fish

What do Grant and Lee have in common? They're both black males

How do you stop an oncoming bus? You push a stroller in front of it.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Wheres my tractor?

Knock knock. Who isn't there? Not me. Don't come in. I won't.

Whats worse than dying? Nothing.....?

A group of teenage boys put a flaming bag of dog feces on Old Man Howard's doorstep. He came out and demanded that they stop such behavior at once. They did, and the day went on normally.

Why was it so hard for teachers to teach Tommy? Tommy is brain dead

why did the 42 inch plasma screen blow-up 6 hours before the england match ? because it knows .

I like U.............................nicorns :D

A man walks into his house only to find someone in the livingroom touching the stereo. He then goes up to his wife, and kisses her.

knock knock whos their a person

Why did the chicken cross the road? Well why wouldn't it?

Why did the hipster burn his tongue? The tea he was drinking was at an unsuitable temperature for consumption resulting in the scalding of his mouth.

What do you call the branch of Science that separates the organism's race? RACISM

Q: Whats The Difference between Batman and Blackman? A: One can go to a store without Robbing it...

Why did Sarah fall off the swing? She had no arms or legs. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Sarah.

This is a shovels and rakes conversation. No hoes allowed.

What is worst than a black guy hanging on a tree. A burnt black guy hanging on a tree

A hasidic Rabbi and a member of Hezbollah enter a bar in a Jewish settlement. (No, of course they didn't.)

Brown Bear, Brown Bear what do you see? I see some poachers looking at that tiger over there.

Why was the anti-joke poster offended by all of the thumbs down? Because he didn't understand the concept of an anti-joke and instead submitted a childish, racist, incoherent lame 'joke'. This filled him with angst because he is uneducated and doesn't respond well to criticism.

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