whats worse than god meaner than the devil. the poor have it the rich need it nothing

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A Hideo Kojima AntiJoke Typed by Hideo Kojima. Idea By Hideo Kojima. Concept By Hideo Kojima Spacing by Hideo Kojima Controlled for typos by Hideo Kojima Overseen By Hideo Kojima Aproved By Hideo Kojima. Reconsidered By Hideo Kojima Accepted by Hideo Kojima What took you so long?

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whats the easiest way to kill a baby? let it live a long and meaningful life, prolonging the inevitable death of old age.

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People...

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Q: Whats the longest book in the library A: Understanding Women

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How do you know when a ghost is lying? I don't know because I've never met one, so from personal experience I couldn't tell you.

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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why did Helen Keller cross the road? she didn't, she wasn't able to find it

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Knock Knock who's there? Steve Steve who? Steve. I already told you my name.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know, as I wasn't there, and frankly I wonder why a chicken was anywhere near a road anyway

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Whats worse then 15 missed calls from your mom?, The Holocaust

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roses are red violet are blue what are you gonna do when chuck norris find you

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There was an english man, and irishman and an pakistani sitting in a bar. What a wonderful example of racial & cultural differences bing put to one side while they are socialising in a friendly environment.

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What do a watermelon and a bunny have in common? they are both green except the bunny

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Everyone is equal. It doesn't matter if you're black, red, yellow, brown, or normal.

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Did you hear about the guy who got his entire LEFT side ripped off? He's dead.

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Why don't chicken wear underwear? Because their peckers are on their face

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To distract everyone from the Mexican.

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roses are head mydick is blue i live in somolia and i killed all the jews

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why did the boy have to go to the dentist he was hit by a brick

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Why is a cat in the desert like Christmas? Because Egypt is a country of deserts, the Egyptians had cats and Jesus, Mary and Joseph escaped to Egypt in the Christmas story before Herod carried out his massacre in Bethlehem on baby boys of under two years old.

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my mind's eye?

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Knock knock. Who's there? The Police. Your family is dead...

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