Why did little Sally throw a stick of butter out the window? Sally had a burning hatred for dairy products.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was John Elway.

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Doctor, Doctor, I feel like I don't know anyone... Uh...who are you?

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What is the coefficient of friction's favourite band? MU-se. What does the coefficient of friction go to see at weekends? MU-seums. What is the coefficient of friction's favourite hobby? Masturbating violently with a noose around his neck.

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Q. what sucks A. getting robbed loosing your family and then you die by cancer

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What's red, fast, and flies through the air? A tomato in a plane.

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How did the girl get rid of a fever? She took medicine.

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What did the man say to the other man? Hi

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An Indian child is born with three arms. After being ridiculed his whole life he kills himself at age 19.

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Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

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what is green, blue with spots all over? A frog with chicken pox

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Knock Knock Who's there? The FBI. We need to check your house for dead bodies.

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Q. what is the difference between a black man and a park bench A. a parkbench can support a family A black man cannot

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Why did the boy drown? Because he was actually a brick. I lied about him being a boy.

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Harry Chappell raped someone

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what did hercules parents tell him? You're adopted

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Why didn't the 9-year-old girl go to school on monday? Because she lived in a country where women don't have rights and was traded as a commodity for 2 pigs to be a wife for a 43 year old man.

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A mosquito flies into a bar and orders a bloody mary, the bartender then takes out a swatter and kills the pest. Noticing the event, the patrons cheer and continued drinking their frothy beverage. Minutes later, the phone rings and the bartender answers the phone. "Hello?" "Hi, I'm looking for a friend of mine, is he there?" "Let me check, by the way, what's his name?" "Jack Hoff" "One sec. HEY FELLAS(yelling over the noisy bar), IS THERE A JACK HOFF HERE? I NEED A JACK HOFF! ANYONE?" Mr. Hoff, sitting at the bar hears this and asks, "who is it?" "He said he's a friend of yours!" "Which one?" " He said his name's Dick Stroker and he needs help on something hardhe'll meet you around back." "Oh ok, thanks."

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Q: How many babies does it take to paint a house? A: babies lack the intelligence and motor skills to accomplish such a task so it is not practical to hire them for a painting job.

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A wooly mammoth and a dodo bird walk into a bar. Just kidding.

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why was 6 afraid of 7? because 7 was a rapist.

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Roses are dead Violets are too Were all gonna die So are you.

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How did the boyfriend react when the girlfriend told him she was pregnant? Nothing.. He already changed his number and packed up his things and moved out of the state

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Q. Whats green jumps up and down and then red? A.A frog in a mixer

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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