- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was a terrorist.

A white man, a black man, and a Hispanic man are in car, who is driving? The black man, it's his car.

What do you call Madeline McCann at the bottom of the sea? Drowned Madeline McCann.

yo momma is so stupid she went and got her self checked for mental retardedness and it turns out she happens to be autistic.

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Why was 6 scared of 7? Because 7,8,9

friend' Knock Knock! you; no one home go away

Yo mama so dirty she takes a shower every night

Hey, did you guys hear what happened the Steve Jobs? He died.

Stoner Student: "Imagine if El Nino and La Nina got together and started a family and had little Los Ninos." Class Nerd: "Yeah."

every cloud has a silver lining

Q:What's red and hurts your teeth? A:A brick

I was walking down the street the other day and I saw this lady and suddenly: POTATOES!!!!!!!!!

Brian finally kissed a girl on the lips... After her daily whore shift of blowjobs -Ap

yo momma so ugly that yo your birth certifiicate is an apology from thew condem factory

What is orange and sounds like a parrot? A Carrot.

How do you kill a bolonde? You have her/him do an algebra problem.

A pink bird and a pink elephant was out flying. Then something happened.

What did Stephen Hawking say to the prostitute? A several garbled and mostly inaudible comment that she could not understand.

So there are two skunks in a bath tub. One of the skunks says to the other, "Would you please pass the soap?", and the other skunk says, "What do you think I am, a talking radio?!"

Why is six afraid of seven. Because seven is a rapist.

My uncle Magnus and my Aunty Agnus had a baby and named it.............Death.

A man walks into a bar, he purchases a drink from the barman proceeds to finish the drink and then leaves.

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