What did Lois say to Peter? Who cares... Family Guy is a stupid show.

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Depends how you look at it, I like some girl, she and that girl gets along, I get along with the two girls, and yeah, I make them fight to the death as I consume the weakest one and make the new one my wife of darkness! Well, actually, threesomes, but NEVAH, NEVAR!! *shakes fist towards the skies* with another man! Now if my waifu wants to have some fun with a girl, I say why not (and then she asks if I want to join always so far), its genetics, you know, each caveman had like 600 wivus and he did not have time to bang them all, now let those genes go trough MAN for a couple of millenia, and he becomes the KING OF DEMONS... ME! Those other scumbags are a whole other story. Oh, and the 600 wivus did either go without sexytime, or you know... I mean you do KNOW that women are like comfortable naked together and yeah...

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one day i went on a swing, somone pushed me and i fell broke my leg,cracked three ribs, cut my lip, fractured my toe and died of internal bleeding to my brain.

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Q. What is a similarly between Jewa and Pizza. A. There both baked in a over

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why was six afraid of seven? because seven was a registered sex offender.

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Why is six afraid of seven? Because seven is a registered sex offender.

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What's worse then breaking your xbox? Going on a 24 kill streak and having itchy balls.

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. Some poems rhyme. This one doesn't.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was black.

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Did you hear about the human cannonball who lost his job? Circus attendance is on the decline, as people are spending less money on entertainment, due to a slow economy and poor consumer confidence. Because the circus owners paid him under the table, he did not qualify for unemployment and was force to take a job at Hardies. He has a drinking problem and suffers from depression.

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What's green and has wheels? Grass, I lied about the wheels.

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What did Raymond say when josh ate him? Nothing because Raymond was dead.

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roses are red violets are blue i suck at poems i like your boobs

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The NBA and womens sports

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Me and my friend wanted to burn some calories so we found a fat kid and lit him on fire!

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What did the normal guy say when he went to the Special Olympics? What a bunch of retards.

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What did the 20-year old woman say too the old man? HI GRANDPA!

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Thank you so much Nero, I have read it and I am crying because I am happy, at first I was worried because I have never cried out of happiness before. But its over. Nero, you underestimate yourself a lot, promise me we will work with that together, sometimes you almost convince me you are as inferior as you say, but then you get out of your shell of doubt your past has caused in you (its not you when you doubt yourself its what they put in you), you are always there when people need you, teach me hypnosis someday and let me remove that part of you which does not allow you to believe in yourself. Dont reply Nero, calm down and sleep, I feel you are allright, I just know.

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I like my women like I like my coffee Without a penis

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What's the difference between a nickel and a dime? Five cents.

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Now I have been typing without even thinking about that, and you have been following me.

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What did the doctor say to his patient? You were supposed to die 12 seconds ago....

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Why did the pedophil go to church? To rape small children.

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Did you hear about the gay midget? He came out of the cupboard.

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