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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Santa go to a rap concert? Because Santa was a rapper

A horse walks into a bar and the bartender says, "Not again!"

There are two men named Dan. The first man says, "Hello, my name is Dan." The second man says, "Hello, my name is also Dan."

roses are red violets are blue just telling you in case you didnt know

What did the girl say when she was hit by a train? Nothing she exploded on impact

I can count to potato.

One day a priest walked into a prison to bring lost souls to the Lord.....Not his best idea.

Why didn't the oven turn on? Because nothing turned it on.

How do you kill off a zombie apocalypse? Laser vision

How to you scare a paraplegic? Point a gun at him.

What did Helen Keller say to the priest? Nothing, she didn't know he was there.

A neutron walked into a bar and asked "how much for a drink?" The bartender did not reply because a neutron is so small he didn't notice that it even entered.

"Knock Knock," "Whos There?" "The Pizza Guy" "I hate pizza."

What do you get when you cross chocolate pudding with your mother's slippers? A spanking.

Knock-knock. Who's there? Doorbell repairman. ym

What's the difference between a Pimple and a Priest? One waits till you're 13 to "come" on your face.

A black man, an Asian man, and an American man are in a car. Who is driving? The black man, it's his car.

Why did the witch stay up all night with a broken broomstick? Because she couldn't sweep.

How old is george washington? anyway thats not the point your pregnant

Where do five gay guys walk? Where ever they want to. This is a free country, where people are free to travel as the please, no matter what their sexual orientation may be

What's worse than a dead baby? A dead baby in a clown suit. What's worse than a dead baby in a clown suit? Ten dead babies in a trash-can. What's worse than ten dead babies in a trash-can? One dead babie in ten trash-cans.

What do yo get when you cross an insomniac,an agnostic, and a dyslexic. A very troubled man.

A Man Walks into a Bar with a Dog. He is blind, and is promptly guided to his seat by other patrons.

What did little jonny do when he broke his leg? He proceeded to brake into tears due to the excruciating pain caused by his unfortunate injury.

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