the love boat

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every 60 seconds in Africa, a minute goes by.

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(402)217-6102 that is Jesse

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Little Jack Horner sat in a corner, Dead.

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Q: Who wants a chick with big breasts? A: Everyone apparently, because chickens are being genetically engineered that way because people are racist about what part of the chicken then want to eat. The white meat or the dark meat. Guess what? Now they can't walk because they are top heavy. And who's fault is that? The people who only eat the white meat.

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how many birds did chuck norris kill with one stone? one.

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Roses are gray, Violets are gray, Everything is gray, I'm a dog.

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"Want to hear something ironic?" ...he said to the deaf man.

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The joke below is absolute shit.

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Your existance.

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A baby seal walks into a club.

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A black man, a jew, and an atheist are on a boat. Suddenly the boat started sinking. A mermaid would only save two of them. who do did she save? Mermaids don't exist. The all died. They were my friends.

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what do you get when you give an eevee a french stone? Napoleon!!!

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What does an unemployed black man and a mexican have in common? They both like to shop at forman mills because they have reasonably priced clothing items.

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What is worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding A Duck in your apple! What is worse than finding a duck in your apple? Finding a racist in your apple! Whats worse than finding a racist in your apple? DEATH

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How do you make a plumber cry? Kill all his friends and family.

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Q: What do you call a cow with no legs? A: Lunch.

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Whats black and white and red all over Racial violence

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what types of people have big noses? people whose parents both carried the recesive gene.

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What's worse then the WNBA? Nickelback.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It was in a cage being carried by a farmer.

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Snapple Fact #1 -slaves made life easier

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Why was little David sad? His father got hit by a truck.

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A have a black guy in my family tree. He married my cousin a few years back

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