Why did the chicken cross the road? His wife and children had just been struck by a moving vehicle traveling at approximately 45 miles per hour trying to cross the same road. He ran across the road to comfort his dying wife and two children as they took their final breaths. The chicken was also not really a chicken but a middle-aged man who had recently been laid off his job and diagnosed wiuth an incureable disease.

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Why did the black guy cross the road? Because he found a crosswalk with a walk symbol near his destination.

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Why did Hitler commit suicide? ... ... He committed suicide for the simple reason that the soviet and allied forces were closing in on him and he knew that he did not stand a chance of winning the war.

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Why did the clown go to jail? For 23 charges of rape and murder.

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Where can you find elephants? That depends on where you leave them.

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What's circular and round A circle

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I painted my dog to look like pizza. Someone ate him. It was my mom.

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so....a guy is sitting on the couch looking out his living room window and a cab pulls up and honks..he says to himself, "wow that was quick, i just called for the cab 5 minutes ago!"

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Ask me if I'm a tree. Are you a tree? No.

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what do you call a gay guy in a sleeping bag? a fruit roll-up. GET IT? because gay guys like fruit roll-ups.

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Why didn't the Mexican go to college? He was caught smuggling drugs over the border and was shot.

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You're tall.

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EVAN RAMSEY -CAD CLASS!

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Where do cows go when they're bored? Wherever they're standing. Cows cannot use toilets, regardless of their mood.

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What's worse than the Holocost? Two worms in your apple.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, I got Alzheimer's! ...... Who the hell are you?

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

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Whats worse than losing The Game? The Holocaust

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What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for christmas? A bike.

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Your mother is so retarded. How retarded is she? Very retarded.

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what did the women say when she saw a tiger maul a rabbit? she didn't see it, she was in the kitchen cooking and ironing

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When making an Anti-Joke, you click the button that says: 'I have read and agree to the terms of service' What are you called? A Liar.

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Two doctors were performing open heart surgery on a 54-year old woman. The surgery was a success, and she is now living comfortably in Portland, OR. She enjoys sweet tea.

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Why did the boy want to sleep in the same bed as his parents? His bedroom was on fire.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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