Your mama is so ugly. But she is still a respected member of the community

so if you need 20 dollars and you just kicked your cat how old is your mom. cake because you are a 666 member.

How do you kill a black man? feed him mayonase

Why is the beach always so angry? The beach is just sand and waves and lacks sentience, but makes up for it in crabs.

What did the boy say to the ghost wearing a banana outfit? Holy crap! A ghost!

book 'em danno

It may be Stupid but its also Dumb. ~Patrick Star

What's better than winning the lottery? Winnig the lottery twice.

Q. How many Jews can you fit in a blender ? A. 37 but you can try and prove me wrong

a man walks into a casino, it's the third time this week and he's contemplating suicide.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have alzheimers Roses are red Violets are blue Cabbage

If chuck noris has five dollars and you have five dollars, he has more money than you. He forgot about the extra dollar in his back pocket

Theres an irishman , scottish man and a welsh man on a plane they where going to france

What do you call five black guys surrounding one white guy who bosses them around? Whatever his name is.

Why did the batmobile lose a wheel? The joker was raping robin too hard

What did one teacher say to the other teacher? We're both under-payed.

Q: what did the dad get for playing baseball with his son? A: a line drive to his balls

Q: What's wrong with being gay A: Nothing is wrong with anybody because we're all human

John and Sarah sitting in a tree. K i s s i n g. First comes love. Oops theres goes john-- he's falling---he's falling... he's broken his neck and ruptured his internal organs. D e a t h

why is 6 scared of 7 because 7 is scary...

Roses are red, Bacon is red, Poems are hard, Bacon

Roses are red violents are blue I have 5 figures and the middle one is for you

What's worse than the Holocaust? A second Holocaust. What's worse than a second Holocaust? Being raped by Santa Claus. What's worse than that? NOTHING.

Three Arabian men are on a plane, they stand up, and shout BOMB, BOMB, BOMB! All three have Tourettes.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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