A Mexican, a black man and a Pakistani walk into a bar. Everyone immediately runs out seeing the potential danger in the situation that's about to unfold.

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What happened to the baby in the microwave? I don't really remember, I was too busy jacking off.

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When is it unlucky to see a black cat? When you are a mouse.

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What's green and looks like a red truck? A green truck.

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What has ears, but can't hear, eyes, but can't see, a mouth, but can't talk, and legs, but can't walk? A deaf and blind paraplegic with an improperly functioning larynx.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was dead.

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What do you call a fly without wings? A walk

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women's rights

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what do mexicans need to survive............. a truck load of herowin and BOARDERS!!!!!!!!

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why was the black man blind? because he was black.

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why'd the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side.

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A black guy bought fried chicken and grape soda and decided to eat in the park. He had a sip of the grape soda and said "aaaaaaahhh grape drank!" There was a man dressed in a grape coustume drinking out of the fountain.

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a disabled person walked into a bar..oh wait

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What does a banana and a helicopter have in common? Neither of them are a police officer.

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I told my wife she was like a fine wine She asked if it was because she improves with age. I told her yes All was well.

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yo momma so fat... she went on a calorie controlled diet and lost 3 stone, she's a really nice lady too.

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A Mexican, a Caucasian, and an African-American jump out of an airplane. They all die.

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Whats wrong with that Nothing

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What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot.

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How do you kill a circus? Assuming this is metaphorical usage of the word 'kill', you would withdraw funds, involve the SPCA and offer all the major performers better contracts elsewhere.

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If you had to go blind, would you go blind? If you said no, then you are wrong. You had to go blind.

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Knock Knock Who’s there? Who Who who? Who who who Who who who who? Who who who who who who who who who who who who who who who…

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What happens when you leave Toby alone in your house? He eats your carpet, some pillows, ur dog, ned, neds dog and a glass panel. This is why 2 +h = plugger +Mount Everest (I is potato annoying). Bonjour.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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