A Hideo Kojima AntiJoke Typed by Hideo Kojima. Idea By Hideo Kojima. Concept By Hideo Kojima Spacing by Hideo Kojima Controlled for typos by Hideo Kojima Overseen By Hideo Kojima Aproved By Hideo Kojima. Reconsidered By Hideo Kojima Accepted by Hideo Kojima What took you so long?

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whats worse than god meaner than the devil. the poor have it the rich need it nothing

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People...

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I get more excited then my dog when I give her a treat

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How did little Jimmy survive the 20 story fall? He couldn't he died from the last fall, aren't you paying attention?

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was a green man.

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Q. What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? A. "Where's my tractor?"

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, most chickens are held on farms, but those that do roam free are afraid of automobiles so therefore they wouldn't go near a road at all. But if the chicken was located in a deserted town there would be no traffic, so then it would be able to cross freely over any road there and not get injured or mortally wounded.

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Whats worse then 15 missed calls from your mom?, The Holocaust

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why did Helen Keller cross the road? she didn't, she wasn't able to find it

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know, as I wasn't there, and frankly I wonder why a chicken was anywhere near a road anyway

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know.

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Knock Knock who's there? Steve Steve who? Steve. I already told you my name.

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Why don't chicken wear underwear? Because their peckers are on their face

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Why was Hellen Keller a bad driver? She was a woman.

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I am pleased and honored to hear you speak that beautifully straight from your heart Nero, you are without equal, unmatched. And he who is unmatched, also stands alone.

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Who is gay and sits next to me in my architecture class? The same Griffin Kid.

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Did you hear about the guy who got his entire LEFT side ripped off? He's dead.

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why did the boy have to go to the dentist he was hit by a brick

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To distract everyone from the Mexican.

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Q. How do you blindfold a Chinese man? A. With a blindfold.

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Yo momma is so fat, that when I went over to your house and accidentally stepped on a skateboard, yo momma came out and said "get the %$^# off the skateboard!"

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Whats worse then biting into an apple and finding a worm? Biting into an apple and finding half a worm. Wats worse then biting into an apple and finding half a worm? Biting into an eggplant and finding half a worm, as eggplants are usually more expensive so you will have wasted more money and would probably not be willing to eat the rest. And eggplants taste like shit.

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Knock knock. Who's there? The Police. Your family is dead...

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