If your waiting in a restaurant for a waiter, doesn't that make you a waiter? O.o

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was heading to the funeral house to mourn his dead family.

What do babies suck on? juice boxes!

roses are red violets are blue they are pretty and you are not

You know what really grinds my gears? Insufficient lubricant.

What's black and white and red all over? A referee eating a red Popsicle on a hot summers day.

A black man with a blond beard came to deliver me a pizza. I paid him, tipped him, and closed my door. I forgot the pizza. Dammit.

How do you stop a bus ? Put 3 small children in front of it Whats sad about 3 children who died in a bus crash ? They were my kids. How do you know if you're blind ? You run in to a wall

How did Sarah Palin see Russia from her house? She didn't.

why did the blind man crash his car? he had down syndrome.

Knock, knock. Who's there? Interrupting Cow. Interrupting Cow who? Interrupting Cow who, unlike his quiet friends back on the farm, enjoys to speak when others are nearly finished with their sentence.

Yo mama is so nasty she won't take a shower till she is dead you idiot says the boy she won't die she has twenty thousand live

A man walks into a bar...... He then wakes up in a hospital. along with a large bruise on his forehead.

A Mime travels to Africa for a vacation. He meets a Zebra in his travels and the Zebra says "Hey we both are wearing black and white stripes!" The Mime did not understand the Zebra because he cannot talk his language so he continues on with his vacation.

your mommas so fat because she has diabetes

In Soviet Russia You drive car, because a car driving you would be screwed up

You shouldn't have expectations. They make ex out of pect and tations.

*DRRRRIN* Finally someone uses the doorbell.

What's big, black, juicy, large, and succulent? A gourmet meatball.

If John has 50 candybars and eats 45 of them how many does he have left? Diabetes.

Your mamma's such a whore, she sleeps with men who pay her.

Q:what's the hardest part of a vegetable to eat A:The wheel chair

Ayy mon, come smoke dis weed wit ma

theres a black guy and a mexican whos driving the cop

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