racism...deal with it!

A woman walks into a doctor's office and says "Doctor, my water just broke." The doctor replies "Get off my carpet."

L's I's that took Viagra.

What do you catch a baby with? A pitchfork

So a guy walks into a bar and says, "I can hold a spoon in between my butt-cheeks." Jillian Michaels asked him if that will help him lose weight.

Why did the black man go to KFC? Ever since the economic downfall Kentucky Fried Chicken is the only remaining food dispensary in a 5 miles radius.......and hes black

why was the boy crying he had cancer

roses are red carnations are white dont go to bed or ill f**k your friend dwite

Why couldn't the rich dumbass get into colledge? He couldn't open the door

you are a åsshole :)

Why do people insist on drinking diet soda meanwhile eating extremely unhealthy food? Because some people like the taste of diet soda over regular soda.

what did the asian father say to his son after getting a c+ on a test? son you are working hard and i know you will do well

A fat African a rich mexican and a gay guy jump off a cliff. Who hits the ground first? The gay guy because fat Africans and rich Mexicans don't exist

What was the prostitute's favorite number? 68

What do you call a middle ages man driving a van filled with children? Coach.

how do you fit 100 jews in a mini ? two in the front, two in theback and 96 in the ash tray

Three men walk into a bar. The first guy bought two drinks, the second guy bought three drinks, can you guess what the third guy bought? A tazer.,

Yo mama's so gay, she's a guy.

I was watching this one episode of mighty morphin' power rangers ......and i realized i got trapped in the 90's.... THANK YOU BOOTLEG TIME MACHINE FROM .....EBAY......it's always ebay.....

Whats long, hard, and filled with seaman... a mans penis

Why didn't the boy come out of the closet? He had no legs.

The awkward moment when you don't know whether to like or dislike this because you think I want like so you are gonna dislike but what If I want dislikes, but what if I want likes, you are confused Antijokeception....

If all ziggles are zaggles and all zaggles are zumbles, then why is your mother a whore?

A blonde, a brunette and a redhead dive off a yacht. Unfortunately the yacht is in a shop and all 3 of them sustain injuries following impact with the concrete floor.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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