What do you call a green land with wheels? Grass lied about the wheels.

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Q: What's wrong with being gay A: Nothing is wrong with anybody because we're all human

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What would you do for a Klondike bar? I'd go all the way to the store and buy one.

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want to hear a dirty joke tommy fell in the mud a clean joke he took a bath with bubbles bubbles was his neighbor

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No this is Patrick, I'm not a krusty krab

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Justin Bieber hits puberty

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The man says to the doctor "Sir, I have contracted a terrible headache." The doctor replies back, "Yes you do."

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Why was the 3 year old high He was flying

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a homeless man walks into a bar, the bartender and patrons treat him nicely, and sympathize for his current situation.

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the story below is a truee story...unfortunately!!!!!!!!! :'(

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knock knock who's there bang bang bang bang who where da cash at

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why was the gay person gay? he liked penis in his bum.

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Why did nobody like the famous singer? Because she was Rebecca Black.

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Bob: Hey, hey Jim Jim: Yeah? Bob: Remember me. Jim: ...okay?? Bob: Knock knock Jim: Who's there? Bob: I THOUGHT YOU WERE GONNA FRICKIN REMEMBER ME!!!

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How do you get a black guy out of a tree? Get a ladder from your house and kindly help him down.

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Why did Sandy fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock-knock. Who's there? Not Sandy.

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What did the doctors tell the boy with cancer who is on his way to being released from the hospital? "you are going to die," why give him hope and be proved wrong. This way if they are wrong the whole situation is a miracle, if they are right..... "I told you so"

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Why did the Romans conquer everyone? They were power-hungry.

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Two cows are in a field. Suddenly, from behind a bush, a rabbit leaps out and runs away. Martin was a lonely man

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Guy1:should I ask this girl out? Guy2:NO!!!!!!! Guy1:????????

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A man and a woman are in a bar. The man says, "Excuse me miss, but you're very attractive, may I please buy you a drink?" to which the woman replies, "Thank you very much, but I'm afraid I've never been to Mexico."

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My friend came in the barber's shop and asked me to cut his hair for him, i always have rude banter with him and i made a joke about his big bate nose. He acused me of calling him Jewish and threatened to sue me. This is how i found out that he was a white supremisist.

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What did the elephant say to the other elephant? We're both elephants!

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A family walks into a talent agency. It's a father, mother, son, daughter and dog. The father says to the talent agent, "We have a really amazing act. You should represent us." The agent says, "Sorry, I don't represent family acts. They're a little too cute." The mother says, "Sir, if you just see our act, we know you would want to represent us." The agent says, "OK. OK. I'll take a look." The family performs an array of disgusting sexual acts. For the longest time, the agent just sits in silence. Finally, he manages, "That's a hell of an act. What do you call it?" And the father says, "It has no name."

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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