- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Do you want to hear a joke? No. Women's- oh, okay.

What is the difference between a black man and a bench A bench can support a family of five

Knock, knock. Who's there? FBI. The female body inspectors? No, the female bawdy inspectors.

What did the mother say when her sons asked for a can of pop? No you have diabetes.

A horse, an apple, a leprechaun and a black man walk into a bar. They sit down and order drinks. The bartender looks at them and say "what is this, a joke?"

How are humans like slinkies? - They are not good for very much and bring a smile to your face when pushed down the stairs!

how do you punish hellen keller? you can't she's dead

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it did not realize it was a man-made distinction for constructed transportation vehicles and had a coincidental tendency to walk toward the area on the other side to find food or avoid birds flying over.

what did the whale say when he came out of the water? BLAHHRRAHAHHAAARRRAER

Q: "What did the blueberry say to the cheesecake?" A: "I'm not your friend anymore!"

A brunette is walking up the side of a river. She sees a blonde on the other side. "How did you get to the other side?" asked the brunette. "I used the bridge just a few more kilometers up" the blonde replies.

A brunette, redhead, and blond were on a road trip. Their car broke down in the middle of the desert. The redhead offered to get help down the road, but never returned. The blond and brunette walked the direction the redhead went, but died four days later of heat exhaustion.

What did the man with AIDS say to the other man? I have AIDS and will most likely succumb to the disease.

Knock Knock: There is no one in here! GTFO! Okay, yes sir or mam Moral: I told you there is no one here, gtfo already!

* How many roads must a man walk down before you call him a man? * He just need to go to the Register Office and change his name to "a man"

A boy tells his friend a 9/11 joke. The boy's friend says "Don't joke about 9/11, my dad died in it." "I'm sorry I didn't know.", responds the boy. "Yeah, that's the last plane he ever flew"

Two chemists walk into a bar. The first one says "I'll have some H20." The second one says "why did you come to the bar if you're just going to have water?" and orders a beer.

why did the kid cross the road he didnt he had no legs

What is black and white and red all over? A half eaten zebra carcass.

So Helen Keller walked into a bar... and then a chair.... and then a table..

A woman leaves the kitchen.

Knock Knock Whos there? It's me Ben. You just told me to come over. We are going jogging aren' we? Oh ya, sorry. I forgot the time. Is it cold out? Ya, it is pretty cold. You should bring a jacket. Ok, let me go get my jacket. Alright, can u grab me a water please? Ya sure. Thankyou.

Your mother is so overweight that she decided to have liposuction and then proceeded to live a wonderful life.

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