- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the black man arrested? He was tried and convicted in a court of law for being an accessory to murder.

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Simon walks into a bar. He orders his favorite beer. The bartender says "Hey Simon, I see you're back with the usual, aye?" Simon says "Touch you tongue to your elbow." The bartender couldn't do it.

Why did the little boy fall of his bike? He was dead.

Why did the clown go to jail? For 23 charges of rape and murder.

What time do you go to the dentist? Depends on the appointment.

Why did the koala fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the baby fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the koala.

What's big, moves around everywhere, and has four wheels? four TEENS on four wheelers

In Soviet Russia it's pretty cold.

A married couple lies in bed, making out. They must really love each other.

I'm going as the joker for halloween

What liquid is white and sticky and annoying to get on your hand? Glue.

What happens when a black man spills all of his grape soda? He cleans it up and recycles the empty can

Roses are blue Violets are red I shot your valentine Straight in the head

Q:If Ryan Vallee walks into a room what do you do? A:Walk out -Ryan V

josh Roberts you speccy CUNT

What's worse than a joke An ANTIJOKE!

I hate it when I press submit, and I forgot to finish the jo

How many dead babies can you fit in a bath tub? 27

What did the waiter say to an overweight customer? May I take your order?

Q: How do you kill a Brazilian Blind Electric Ray? A: Killing endangered species is a crime.

women's rights

Knock knock. Who's there? John. John who? I don't have a last name.

Did you know Helen Keller had a swingset? Neither did she.

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